Abolish Everything! - Season 1

Abolish Everything! - Season 1

Season 1

Network
Episodes9
DatesFeb 23, 2025 - Jun 15, 2025

Episodes

Welcome to our radical movement
Season 1Episode 159 min

Welcome to our radical movement

Alise Morales, Liz Hynes, Ben Doyle, and Ike Ufomadu set forth to abolish the more intolerable aspects of phones, door-holding, animals, and greetings. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Rachel Coster, Ben Marshall, Meredith Dietz, and Andy Vega.

Feb 23, 2025
Abolish Agreeing to Disagree
Season 1Episode 249 min

Abolish Agreeing to Disagree

Annie Rauwerda, Kyle Gordon, Rima Parikh, and Adam Chase aim to remove certain annoying sounds, flexibility, a lack of birthday greetings, and a doctor with a drill from our daily lives. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Josh Nasser, Jamie Linn Watson, Brielle DeMirjian, and Andy Vega.

Mar 9, 2025
Abolish Cybertrucks
Season 1Episode 360 min

Abolish Cybertrucks

Amy Muller, Randall Otis, Michelle Chan Bennett, and Dan Toomey abolish singing the national anthem at sporting events, Cybertrucks, the name Jazz, and porn…that's bad for you. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Rachel Coster, Ibhan Kulkarni, Josh Nasser, and Andy Vega.

Mar 23, 2025
Abolish Airplanes
Season 1Episode 459 min

Abolish Airplanes

Josh Gondelman, Ena Da, Jeremy Kaplowitz, and Augusta Chapman abolish confidence, planes, Liquid Death, and hoopla.

Apr 6, 2025
Abolish the English Language
Season 1Episode 560 min

Abolish the English Language

Lukas Arnold, Maggie Mae Fish, Vannessa Jackson, and Jonathan van Halem abolish the English language, slow walkers, TikTok couples, being asked to turn off the big light. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Glo Tavarez, Alex Song-Xia, Josh Nasser, and Andy Vega.

Apr 21, 2025
Abolish hot doctors
Season 1Episode 662 min

Abolish hot doctors

Sila Puhl, Dorian Debose, Matt Krol, and Maeve Dunigan abolish hot medical professionals, sunscreen, lecterns, and mascots that are people. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Jamie Linn Watson, Alex Song-Xia, Brielle DeMirjian, and Andy Vega.

May 5, 2025
Abolish Meril Streep
Season 1Episode 761 min

Abolish Meril Streep

Kenice Mobley, Foreign Man in a Foreign Land, Henry Block, and Ryan Ciecwisz abolish twins having strokes, reaction creators, Meryl Streep and Uber drivers slamming Ryan's penis in car doors because he won't stop playing harmonica. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Glo Tavarez, Josh Sharp, Kylie Brakeman, and Andy Vega.

May 19, 2025
Abolish Grad School Graduation
Season 1Episode 862 min

Abolish Grad School Graduation

Michael Kandel, Carson Olshansky, Graham Techler, and Charu Sinha abolish sports betting, guys who aren't looking for anything serious kissing Carson on the forehead, telling Graham he can't have extremely inexpensive back-to-school supplies from Staples, and corporeal forms. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Rachel Coster, Brielle DeMirjian, Kylie Brakeman, and Andy Vega.

Jun 1, 2025
World Championship Finale
Season 1Episode 9109 min

World Championship Finale

In this double-length season finale, eight of our most triumphant abolitionists return to abolish one last thing—and be crowned this season’s Abolish Everyking (Gender Neutral). Augusta Chapman, Vannessa Jackson, Amy Muller, Ikechukwu Ufomadu, Henry Block, Annie Rauwerda, Charu Sinha, and Maeve Dunigan abolish being too cool, the young adult section in bookshops, just taking a little piece of cake, the moon, songs with instructions, acronyms and initialisms, cars, and winging it. Rebutting one last time this season as part of The Political Establishment are Jamie Linn Watson, Josh Nasser, Brielle DeMirjian, and Andy Vega.
Jun 15, 2025

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