Abolish Everything! - Season 2

Abolish Everything! - Season 2

Season 2

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Episodes9
DatesJan. 29, 2026 - März 26, 2026
Previous Season

Episodes

Abolish Leaving When We're Done Hanging Out
Season 2Episode 146 min

Abolish Leaving When We're Done Hanging Out

Alison Leiby, Michael Kayne, Johnathan Appel, and Jo Sunday abolish chiropractors, ceviche lies, evolution, and hangs ending.

Jan. 29, 2026
Abolish the Number Five
Season 2Episode 246 min

Abolish the Number Five

Sean McGowan, Alex Krokus, Sarah Parsons, and Sabrina Wu abolish "five," cover letters, cryptozoologists, and gay photography.

Feb. 5, 2026
Abolish Your Friends’ Other Friends
Season 2Episode 349 min

Abolish Your Friends’ Other Friends

Emily Wilson, Jacklyn Uweh, Ashton Womack, and Martin Herlihy abolish girl books, trailers, white history, and Shawshank stans.

Feb. 12, 2026
Abolish Going to Antarctica
Season 2Episode 451 min

Abolish Going to Antarctica

Sofía Manfredi, Tej Khanna, Jason Siegel, and Rose Kelso abolish Antarctica trips, interracial breakups, famous names, and weed.

Feb. 19, 2026
Abolish Redemption!
Season 2Episode 551 min

Abolish Redemption!

Fan-voted season one favorites Alise Morales, Matthew Krol, Adam Chase, and Ben Doyle return for one more shot at victory.

Feb. 26, 2026
Abolish Catholic Shame
Season 2Episode 649 min

Abolish Catholic Shame

Martin Urbano, Brian McManus, Chloe Radcliffe, and Demi Adejuyigbe abolish ads, Catholic shame, gay bar invites, and podcasts.

März 5, 2026
Abolish Those Rabbits That Are So Big They're Like the Size of Dogs
Season 2Episode 7

Abolish Those Rabbits That Are So Big They're Like the Size of Dogs

Sam Corbin, Yedoye Travis, Patrick Willems, and Chine Ikoro abolish email signoffs, the law, those rabbits that are so big they’re like the size of dogs, and white men calling Chine a “Black Queen.” Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Josh Nasser, Meredith Deitz, Lily Du, and Andy Vega.
März 12, 2026
Abolish iPhones
Season 2Episode 8

Abolish iPhones

Phil Jamesson, Cara Michelle Smith, Macy Gilliam, and Milly Tamarez abolish writing down ideas in your notes app in the middle of the night, going to the beach at night, texting Macy just “hi,” and iPhones.
März 19, 2026
World Championship II
Season 2Episode 9

World Championship II

It all comes down to this! In this double-length season finale, seven of season two’s most triumphant abolitionists return to abolish one last thing and chase the coveted Abolish World Champion title… and one more cartoonish sack of cash with a dollar sign on it. Abolitionists Alex Krokus, Macy Gilliam, Martin Urbano, Jason Siegel, Chine Ikoro, Ben Doyle, and Martin Herlihy tackle whistling in public, there not being a season pass to the Javits Center, the deal with airport food, fortune cookie fortunes that aren’t fortunes, unexpectedly bringing your boyfriend to the hang, Corvexa Biotech Holdings Ltd., and hangovers (and Jeffrey Epstein’s Associates) (but mostly hangovers). Rebutting one last time this season as part of The Political Establishment are Jamie Linn Watson, Josh Nasser, Brielle DeMirjian, and Andy Vega.
März 26, 2026

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