Alien News Desk - Season 1

Season 1
Episodes

Ungrateful Wads of Protein
Drexx and Tuva probe the Royal Family, fried chicken and human arrogance totems, aka Oscars.

Inane Utterings of a Brainwashed People
Shocking reports on floating prisons, anti-poor fabrics, and a barbaric act known as ventriloquism.

Udder Madness
Meet some special vehicles called "Indycars" and the grotesque pseudo-humans called "bodybuilders".

Simultaneous Vortex Exit
Drexx joins the gig economy, Tuva fights robot appropriation, and Stonehenge kicks ass.

A Bunch of Space Bums
Drexx and Tuva grapple with love, the Supreme Court, and a very wordy segment name.

A Very Norffy Gronksmas
Where is Barack Obama? Who is The Spoiler? And what's the deal with Drake?

Corrupt, Bloviating Narcissists
Drexx and Tuva visit the kingdom of The Masters. Then, a handy guide on how to probe yourself.

A Wasteland of Rehashed Dreck
What is 4/20 and why does it make humans giggle? Plus, a joyous celebration of Tax Day.

Cumbersome Dongles
The wall, the welfare queen, and a chef (Chris Parnell) cooks up the garbage humans call "food".

Bloated Acquisition Piles
Get your safe words ready for a sexy report on corporate mergers. Plus, meet Drexx's pal Lord Xenu.

Princes of Mange
Humanity's biggest threats: spidered-men, twins, and the vengeful gods known as "mascots".

The Ultimate Shape-Shifter Shaft
Drexx and Tuva reckon with the galaxy's ultimate shame: getting rebooted.
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