Bonacieuxses
Okay. Wow. This one is... Dorothy and Connie have a big fight, and it's awful and nobody is right and it's gonna make both of them very lonely.
Yes, but they'll find their way back to each other.
You don't know that. What if the distance is too much? What if they never see each other again??
They live together. They'll see each other in a few hours.
That's not what I'm really talking about and you know it. I wish we could do something.
Nothing lasts forever, my friend. We'll see each other soon. I promise. Shall I leave first? A hug for the road?
Okay. Goodbye, T.
Goodbye, my friend.
.. Wow. Now xir is really gone. And I'm alone again. I can't believe... wait. What was that noise? Like a humming, a buzzing... a weirdness. What is that weirdness? I-- WHAT THE HELL?
Oh, hello! Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you! My machine over there was purposefully designed for peak dramatic flair.
What- Why- Who! Who are you?? Your face is really weird-
Please don't judge me on the beard, I know it's ridiculous but it's a side effect of time travel.
Er, no, I was going to say your face was weirdly... familiar. Who ARE you?
I used to be known here as EDW 251214!
But... that's my number! I'M EDW 251214!
Oh. Does that mean... you're... I'm…
Oh, wow. You're me. Another me.
Bollocks.
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