America's Dumbest Criminals - Season 3
Season 3
Network
Episodes26
DatesSep 26, 1998 - Jun 5, 1999
Episodes
Season 3Episode 130 min
Best Dressed Burglars
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals”, we’ll witness joy riding teenagers desperately in need of drivers Ed, some best dressed burglars, and a scenario worse than just getting your hand stuck in a toilet.
Sep 26, 1998
Season 3Episode 230 min
Man vs. Machine
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal getting away more evil than Knievel, an insider theft of diamonds big enough to choke on and a relentless battle of man vs. machine.
Sep 26, 1998
Season 3Episode 330 min
Funeral Flare-Up
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a small town getting terrorized by a big pig, a hard hitting reminder of why should always wear a helmet and a flare-up at a funeral home.
Oct 3, 1998
Season 3Episode 430 min
Home Exterminator
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a home exterminator ridding a house of valuables, a camera catching a burglar literally breaking and then entering and a criminal who got the shaft before court.
Oct 10, 1998
Season 3Episode 530 min
Rookie Robbery
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness two rookie robbers starting a life of crime, a lady who holds a full mink coat in her stretch pants and a liquor store robber whose plan is 100 proof stupid.
Oct 17, 1998
Season 3Episode 630 min
Restroom Robber
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal you might mistake for an action star, a man caught in the women’s restroom and a guy looking to meet girls by breaking into cars.
Oct 24, 1998
Season 3Episode 730 min
Squirreled Away
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness some serious squirrel coaxing, an ATM that became an ATV when bank robbers went on the road and a man who hopes no one knows what goes on behind closed doors.
Oct 31, 1998
Season 3Episode 830 min
Singing for Supper
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a huge divide of loot when you bring everyone you know on a caper, a group of officers that make criminals sing for their supper and a clever way to break into a store.
Nov 7, 1998
Season 3Episode 930 min
Private Peeping Tom
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a peeping Tom protective over his territory, a drunk driver who leaves a lasting impression that leaves him high and dry and a man wired on more than nicotine.
Nov 14, 1998
Season 3Episode 1030 min
Stealing Stinks
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a man who broke into a van and got more than he bargained for, a robber who could use a pale and shovel for his disguise and a guy who literally reeks of guilt.
Nov 21, 1998
Season 3Episode 1130 min
Stool Pigeon
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a parrot that might really be a stool pigeon, some teenagers out in the middle of the night and the world’s slowest car chase.
Nov 28, 1998
Season 3Episode 1230 min
Half-Baked Burglary
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness what happens when a guy has a half-baked idea to steal a bread truck, a major mistake with a major appliance that stops a crook cold and much more.
Jan 16, 1999
Season 3Episode 1330 min
Bumper Crop
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness someone trying to make their mark, a photo-happy proud pot-grower and someone who skimps on the expense of a full-time getaway driver.
Jan 23, 1999
Season 3Episode 1430 min
On Thin Ice
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a crook sliding on thin ice before a major slip-up, a wakeup call for criminals to select a new career and much more.
Jan 30, 1999
Season 3Episode 1530 min
Meter-Maid Rescue
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a guy choosing a strange way to make up with his girlfriend, the underestimated crime-fighting force of meter-maids and much more.
Feb 6, 1999
Season 3Episode 1630 min
Chimney Surprise
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a few criminals who try to play “Santa” and dive down a chimney, a cab driver who gets the best of a passenger and a man who should have just called a ride.
Feb 13, 1999
Season 3Episode 1730 min
Pot Pup
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a pup with some pot whose owners get collared, law enforcement’s cool new invention and a thief with a flood of problems.
Feb 20, 1999
Season 3Episode 1830 min
Picture Perfect
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a developing case of picture perfect stupidity, a clumsy duct-dwelling criminal with nowhere to vent his anger and a dope two time zones from his destination.
Feb 27, 1999
Season 3Episode 1930 min
Sticky Fingers
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal who missed his exit by a long shot, a criminal-tagging pizza boomerang and some misguided fellows who turn themselves in after a wrong turn.
Mar 6, 1999
Season 3Episode 2030 min
Houdumbi
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a getaway plan based on running in a circle, a silly crook whose magic trick earns him the name Houdumbi and a blockhead in a cell who regrets passing a note.
Mar 13, 1999
Season 3Episode 2130 min
Saucy Saga
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a toilet-bound wrench-wielding sector of society, a man in his birthday suit caught by an undercover officer and the saucy saga of a man saved by a grocery item.
May 1, 1999
Season 3Episode 2230 min
Whose Got Mail?
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a mailman hungry for birthday cards, a man intoxicated by his molotov cocktail and a canine officer with a story that’d be a mistake to ignore.
May 8, 1999
Season 3Episode 2330 min
Need a Lift
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a couple getting more than their belongings back, a cop that helps a criminal with his pants and a fella who can’t recall his unforgettable night.
May 15, 1999
Season 3Episode 2430 min
Short Fuse
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal with a handful of dynamite and a short fuse, a crook getting familiar with license plates before jail and a sure-fire accident waiting to happen.
May 22, 1999
Season 3Episode 2530 min
Diaper Boy
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a video proving the escalator won’t be the only thing going down, a camera showing more than bears in the woods and a diaper-fitted criminal who earns a spanking.
May 29, 1999
Season 3Episode 2630 min
Sleepy Service
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a robber counting cash while a waitress counts sheep, some guys who would rather not wait for a sale and much more.
Jun 5, 1999
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