Angry Video Game Nerd - Season 7

Angry Video Game Nerd - Season 7

Season 7

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Episodes11
DatesJul 23, 2012 - Dec 19, 2013
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Episodes

Schwarzenegger Games
Season 7Episode 120 min

Schwarzenegger Games

After a 6 month hiatus, the Nerd is back. And to honor his return to reviewing bad and challenging games, he decides to review some Schwarzenegger games for the NES. Mainly due to Schwarzenegger returning to acting after finishing his term as Governer. When it comes to Arnold, his action films are always appealing to watch. As for video game adaptations it's the complete opposite. They either don't feature the main character to resemble Arnold or the game-play and level layouts are a complete mess. The Nerd saved all of the criticism for the Predator game for the NES....
Jul 23, 2012
Ghosts N' Goblins
Season 7Episode 220 min

Ghosts N' Goblins

After doing an autograph signing at a convention, the Nerd receives a petition to review the NES game Ghost N' Goblins. While he comments that it's not a bad game, he does however admit that it's one of the hardest NES games to play. So the Nerd decides to review the game since it's Halloween related. As he's playing it he expresses that the fair thing about the game is that you're given unlimited continues so that way you don't have to keep restarting the game. The biggest flaw to the game however is that you're on given two life bars of health and that's it. While ...
Oct 24, 2012
Atari Sports
Season 7Episode 320 min

Atari Sports

The Nerd has for a while not done a review that's entirely dedicated towards sports games. The reason being of course is that he's not a big sports fan, he's a video game nerd to be exact. After getting requests to do a review on sports games, the Nerd complies to his fans by playing Atari sport genre games. Mainly cause those are the first sports games made for a home console. Most of the games don't resemble the actual sport either due to the limitation of graphics or due to the unusual rules that don't occur in a real life sport. Despite that the Nerd found most of...
Dec 16, 2012
Ikari Warriors (NES)
Season 7Episode 421 min

Ikari Warriors (NES)

In this episode, the Nerd decides to take on the arcade classic Ikari Warriors for the NES. After constant deaths and ABBAs, the Nerd decides he's in need of a player 2, so after reviving the lifeless corpse of the Guitar Guy, they must wade their way through cartons of milk and hairless scrotum guns. Where did the hair go? This is Angry Videogame Nerd episode 110

Mar 6, 2013
Toxic Crusaders
Season 7Episode 515 min

Toxic Crusaders

The Toxic Avenger, 'Toxie' for short, is the brainchild of Lloyd Kaufman of Troma Entertainment, who created 'The Toxic Avenger' series, 'Tromeo and Juliet', and 'Class of Nuke Em' High'.  It was low-brow, over the top, violent, and shameless; the stuff of B-movie legends that made 'The Toxic Avenger' a cult classic. Until one day, Toxie decided to premier in a children's cartoon called 'The Toxic Crusaders'.  To appeal to the children, he had to tone down the violence while putting an environmental message similar to 'Captain Planet'.  What could be more toxic than 'The Toxic Crusaders'?  How about creating a series of games that's so toxic, it requires TWO reviewers to clean-up this monstrosity! This is AVGN Episode 111

As a special treat from AVGN, Lloyd Kaufman makes a special appearance for this review!

Apr 30, 2013
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Season 7Episode 620 min

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

LJN rises again with a shitty game and James has to review it.
Jun 30, 2013
Tiger Electronic Games
Season 7Episode 720 min

Tiger Electronic Games

After clearing up the 7-year mystery of Taxman, the Nerd looks at an abundance of Tiger Electronic handheld games. You remember those, right? Basically a poor man's Game Boy? But those were only the beginning...
Sep 6, 2013
Alien 3
Season 7Episode 810 min

Alien 3

In light of the Halloween season, and to promote the Cinemassacre's Monster Madness reviews of the Alien franchise, the Nerd reviews Alien 3 on NES. So how does it fare? It's made by LJN. 'Nuff said.
Oct 22, 2013
AVGN Games
Season 7Episode 920 min

AVGN Games

In an ironic change of pace, the Nerd decides to review video games based on himself. Yeah, over the years, an abundance of AVGN games have been created independently by aspiring game designers. As a special tribute, the Nerd gives them each their 15 seconds of fame.
Nov 20, 2013
Wish List: Part 1
Season 7Episode 1020 min

Wish List: Part 1

This Christmas, the AVGN takes us back to the past... before internet, and you had to buy things out of store catalogs. It's a holly jolly dose of nostalgia as the Nerd remembers back to all the Nintendo, Atari, VHS and action figures we all asked Santa to bring us. Also, he does some mini-reviews of bad Sonic games. Part 1 of 2.
Dec 17, 2013
Wish List: Part 2
Season 7Episode 1120 min

Wish List: Part 2

Concluding his little Christmas wish-list tribute to the fans, the Nerd reviews some more big requests, like the Three Stooges, Boy and His Blob, Home Improvement on SNES, and a GOOD Spider-Man game. The biggest surprise and the biggest Christmas miracle of all time occurs when the Nerd discovers who made that awesome Spider-Man game.
Dec 19, 2013

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