Bad Ink - Season 1
Season 1
Episodes
A Damsel and a Nerd in Need
A desperate woman hopes that Dirk can fix her horrific tattoo; a man's new relationship is threatened by the bad body art on his thigh.
Monkey Business
A "player" makes a poor decision when he tries to impress the ladies; a woman who took a trip to Mexico to reinvent herself returns home with bad body art.
Terrible Tattoo Showdown
Two college buddies bet on who can make their tattoo more ridiculous; a woman regrets the tattoo she got after a messy breakup.
Who Needs a Tattervention?
A desperate husband wants his wife to rid herself of an inappropriate tattoo; a man has a bad experience when he mixes alcohol with a novice tattoo artist.
When Animal Tattoos Attack
A woman who wants to become a fitness model is saddled with a tattoo she got out of spite; Ruckus uses a man with an unforgettable animal tattoo to play a joke on Dirk.
Tattoo Crimes and Misdemeanors
A retired cop needs a tattoo removed before his girlfriend will marry him; a woman regrets an underground tattoo she received as a teen.
All is Fair in Love and Ink
A woman wants her boyfriend to remove a portrait of his ex-girlfriend from his arm; an impulsive decision leaves a former bikini bar waitress with a horrible tattoo.
Baby Mama Tattoo Drama
A woman believes her bad body art is frightening her newborn child; a man hides a terrible tattoo underneath his fashionable clothes.
The Family That Inks Together ...
A man's entire family hates the tattoo portrait of his wife; a woman's tattoo of a beloved pet results in beastly body art.
Tramp Stamps Gone Wild
A man's obsession with Sea Monkeys leads Dirk and Ruckus into uncharted territory; a grandmother's tattoo reflects her wild past.
Girls Gone Tattoo Wild
A woman regrets getting a tattoo that was personally selected by her former boyfriend and now casts her in a negative light; an impulsive woman is branded with body art after having a bad day.
Show Me Your Tats
A former college party girl bears body art in a very intimate place; Dirk and Ruckus learn the naughty story behind a woman's adorable pig tattoo.
Close Encounters of the Butt Kind
A Philadelphia tourist has a tattoo in an embarrassing location; a woman who wants to start a new life has a permanent reminder of her old one on her arm.
Model Misbehavior
A model makes a rash decision and gets body art that insults her grandmother; Jonny creates a tattoo of a horned woman with spikes and blood.
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