Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 5
Season 5
Network
Episodes50
DatesOct 31, 1994 - Oct 12, 1995
Episodes
Season 5Episode 115 min
Held Back
After failing math in Mr. Buzzcut's class, the boys get sent back to 7th grade, but they don't do so well there either, and keep getting sent back -- all the way to kindergarten.
videos: Soundgarden - ""Black Hole Sun"" Violent Femmes - ""Breakin' Up"" The Dylans - ""Grudge""
Oct 31, 1994
Season 5Episode 215 min
Killing Time
Beavis and Butt-head try to figure out things to do during a two hour period when there is nothing on TV.
videos: Rick Derringer with Hulk Hogan - ""Real American"" The Fabulous Thunderbirds - ""Wrap It Up"" Sam Harris - ""Somewhere Over The Rainbow"" Napalm Death - ""Plague Rages""
Oct 31, 1994
Season 5Episode 315 min
Beard Boys
The boys decide they need beards to score, so they cut their hair and glue it to their faces.
videos: Ratt - ""I Wan't A Woman"" Stakka Bo - ""Here We Go"" Sugartooth - ""Sold My Fortune""
Nov 1, 1994
Season 5Episode 415 min
Choke
While eating some chicken nuggets, Butt-head starts to choke. Beavis, remembering the ""Him-lick Manure"" poster at Burger World, heads there but gets distracted along the way.
videos: The Didjits - ""Judge The Hot Fudge"" Lita Ford with Ozzy Osbourne - ""Close My Eyes Forever"" De La Soul - ""Ego Trippin'""
Nov 2, 1994
Season 5Episode 515 min
Safe House
Todd needs a place to stay while being pursued by a rival gang, so he chooses Butt-head's house and directs the boys to 'act dumb' and keep him safe.
videos:
Crowbar - ""Existence Is Punishment""
Brian Setzer - ""Rebelene""
Pia Zadora - ""Rock It Out""
Nov 3, 1994
Season 5Episode 615 min
Hard Sell
The boys get jobs as telemarketers; Beavis becomes the top salesman, and Butt-head can't figure out what to do.
videos: Stone Temple Pilots - ""Vasoline"" Archers Of Loaf - ""Web In Front"" Stacey Q. - ""Two of Hearts"" Infectious Grooves - ""Violent and Funky""
Nov 4, 1994
Season 5Episode 715 min
Walkathon
Beavis and Butt-head pledge money to Daria for a walkathon, then have to walk off the money when they can't pay.
videos: Mojo Nixon - ""Elvis is Everywhere"" The Grays - ""Very Best Years"" Tori Amos - ""God"" Godspeed - ""Houston St.""
Dec 10, 1994
Season 5Episode 815 min
Temporary Insanity
The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency (and break stuff).
videos: David Byrne - ""??Angels??"" Coverdale/Page - ""Pride & Joy"" Iggy Pop - ""Butt Town"" La Tour - ""People Are Still Having Sex""
Dec 10, 1994
Season 5Episode 915 min
Dude, a Reward
When Beavis finds a camera, the boys photograph their butts and their ""captains,"" and return the camera for a reward.
videos: R.E.M. - ""Shiny Happy People"" Rick Dees - ""Get Naked"" Dandelion - ""Under My Skin"" Entombed - ""Wolverine Blues""
Dec 10, 1994
Season 5Episode 1015 min
Walking Erect
The boys go to the zoo to check out the animals' weiners (and grab snakes).
videos: Alice In Chains - ""I Stay Away"" Pride & Glory - ""Losin' Your Mind"" The ""BC""-52's - ""(Meet) The Flintstones""
Dec 13, 1994
Season 5Episode 1115 min
Career Day
The boys become security guards at the mall for Mr. Van Driesen's career day.
videos: Slaughter - ""Real Love"" The Meices - ""Daddy's Gone to CA"" Tool - ""Prison Sex"" Pavement - ""Cut Your Hair""
Dec 16, 1994
Season 5Episode 1215 min
Plastic Surgin'
Beavis and Butt-head go to a plastic surgeon to get wiener implants.
videos: Pantera - ""This Love"" Prince - ""The Most Beautiful Girl in the World"" Rush - ""Stick It Out"" Sheena Easton - ""Sugar Walls""
Dec 19, 1994
Season 5Episode 1315 min
Take a Number
Beavis and Butt-head go to the ""Creatures of Rock"" concert and spend the whole time waiting in line for the toilet.
videos: Life Of Agony - ""This Time"" Iron Maiden - ""From Here To Eternity"" David Cassidy - ""Lyin' To Myself"" Godley & Creme - ""Cry""
Dec 22, 1994
Season 5Episode 1415 min
Beaverly Buttbillies
After watching ""The Beverly Hillbillies"" on TV, Beavis and Butt-head decide to dig for oil but break a sewage line instead.
videos: Dog Eat Dog - ""No Front"" The Bubblemen - ""The Bubblemen Are Coming"" Girlschool - ""Play Dirty"" Babes In Toyland - ""Ripe""
Dec 26, 1994
Season 5Episode 1515 min
Tainted Meat
Beavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers.
videos: that dog. - ""old timer"" Revolting Cocks - ""Crackin' Up"" MC 900 Foot Jesus - ""If I Only Had A Brain""
Dec 29, 1994
Season 5Episode 1615 min
Stewart Moves Away
Beavis and Butt-head learn how to be movers and break stuff from two guys who rob the Stevensons.
videos: Gwar - ""Saddam A Go-Go"" Bobby McFerrin - ""Don't Worry, Be Happy"" Dinosaur Jr. - ""Feel the Pain""
Jan 5, 1995
Season 5Episode 1715 min
Top O' the Mountain
Beavis and Butt-head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs...and maybe get their hair cut.
videos: Skrew - ""Picasso Trigger"" Comateens - ""The Late Mistake"" Cannibal Corpse - ""Staring Through the Eyes of the Dead"" Henry Rollins - ""Disconnect""
Jan 19, 1995
Season 5Episode 1815 min
Party
When the boys decide to throw a party so they can 'cop a feel,' it is almost ruined when Stewart and his friends show up, but then Todd arrives and trashes the house.
videos: Robert Palmer - ""Simply Irresistible""
Note: Originally shown with only one video during ""Butt-Bowl II."" The edited version with the following videos premiered on 2/2/95:
Jesus Lizard - ""Glamorous"" Mighty Mighty Bosstones - ""Detroit Rock City"" Marilyn Manson - ""Get Your Gunn""
Jan 29, 1995
Season 5Episode 1915 min
Wet Behind the Rears
Buzzcut orders the boys to take a shower after gym class, when suddenly the fire alarm goes off and they are forced to exit the building clad in only their skivvies.
videos: Beastie Boys - ""Sabotage"" U2 - ""Numb"" YES - ""Owner of a Lonely Heart"" R.E.M. - ""What's the Frequency, Kenneth?""
Jan 29, 1995
Season 5Episode 2015 min
Bad Dog
Beavis and Butt-head go to the animal shelter to get a dog, and find one that really likes Beavis.
videos: Moist - ""Push"" Grim Reaper - ""Rock You To Hell"" Nitzer Ebb - ""Fun To Be Had"" Phish - ""Down With Disease""
Feb 9, 1995
Season 5Episode 2115 min
Lightning Strikes
Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-head get struck by lightning, and attract the interest of ""Betsy Wiener"" from ""Decency In Media.""
videos: Blur - ""Parklife"" Biohazard - ""Tales From The Hard Side"" Pizzicato Five - ""Twiggy, Twiggy""
Feb 16, 1995
Season 5Episode 2215 min
Dream On
Beavis and Butt-head can't seem to get up and off the couch, but this time it's because they keep drifting in and out of dreamland.
videos: Tesla - ""Call It What You Want""
Cheech & Chong - ""I'm Not Home Right Now"" Supersuckers - ""Creepy Jackalope Eye"" Bjork - ""Big Time Sensuality""
Feb 23, 1995
Season 5Episode 2315 min
Candy Sale
The boys are supposed to sell candy for school, but end up only selling it to each other -- with the same two dollars.
Apr 8, 1995
Season 5Episode 2415 min
Animation Sucks
Mr. Van Driessen teaches the class about animation; Beavis and Butt-head draw hundreds of ""dead people"" for their project, but can't understand why the finished film shows only two.
videos: Danzig - ""Can't Speak"" Julee Cruise - ""Rockin' Back Inside My Heart"" David Lee Roth - ""She's My Machine""
Apr 8, 1995
Season 5Episode 2515 min
What's the Deal?
Beavis & Butt-head sit in on Mr. Anderson's poker game and try to collect all the cards.
videos: Exodus - ""Thorn In My Side"" Reverend Horton Heat - ""Psychobilly Freak Out"" Merciful Fate - ""The Bellwitch""
Poison - ""I Want Action""
Jun 5, 1995
Season 5Episode 2615 min
The History of Women
The school librarian helps Beavis & Butt-head do research for a report on the woman they admire most... they admire her butt.
videos: 7 Year Bitch - ""Hip Like Junk"" Grim Reaper - ""Fear No Evil"" 2 Unlimited - ""Get Ready For This""
Jun 5, 1995
Season 5Episode 2715 min
To the Rescue
The boys are featured on a ""Rescue 911"" show after they help rescue the pilot of a crashed plane.
videos: dEUS - ""Suds And Soda"" The Cramps - ""Ultra Twist""
Slayer - ""Serenity""
Jun 6, 1995
Season 5Episode 2815 min
I Dream of Beavis
Beavis and Butt-head try wishing on a bottle hoping their is a genie inside... but the bottle they wish upon only has a dead mouse in it.
videos: Snoop Doggy Dogg - ""Gin and Juice"" Julie Brown - ""Girl Fight Tonight!""
Nudeswirl - ""Buffalo""
Jun 7, 1995
Season 5Episode 2915 min
Pregnant Pause
Hilarity ensues as some major intestinal cramps convince Beavis that he might be pregnant.
videos: Helmet - ""Wilma's Rainbow"" Yanni - ""Reflections of Passion"" Dinosaur Jr. - ""I Don't Think So""
Jun 8, 1995
Season 5Episode 3015 min
Here Comes the Bride's Butt
Beavis and Butt-head go to a wedding in hopes that they can make out with the bride.
videos; Prince - ""When 2 R In Love"" The Go-Go's - ""Whole World Lost Its Head"" Weezer - ""Buddy Holly""
Jun 9, 1995
Season 5Episode 3115 min
Screamers
After watching a horror movie, Beavis and Butt-head run around the neighborhood trying to scare people by screaming at them.
videos: Quicksand -- ""Delusional""
Soul Coughing -- ""Down To This""
Van Halen -- ""Can't Stop Loving You""
Jul 10, 1995
Season 5Episode 3215 min
Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime?
Beavis and Butt-head get lessons from a panhandler on how to get cash on the streets.
videos: Letters To Cleo - ""Here And Now"" Cheech & Chong - ""Get Out Of My Room"" Pop Will Eat Itself - ""Ich Bin Ein Auslander""
Jul 10, 1995
Season 5Episode 3315 min
Skin Trade
Beavis & Butt-head find a dead squirrel and try to sell its fur.
videos: Hazel - ""Comet"" Gary Young - ""Plantman"" Carcass - ""Heartwork""
Jul 11, 1995
Season 5Episode 3415 min
Oil Change
Beavis & Butt-head have to change the oil in the fryer; luckily, there's a gas station next door with plenty of oil...
videos; Live - ""I Alone""
Ween - ""I Can't Put My Finger On It"" Rancid - ""Nihilism""
Jul 12, 1995
Season 5Episode 3515 min
Buttniks
Beavis and Butt-head visit a coffee house; Beavis downs gallons of cappuccino and takes the stage as Cornholio.
videos: Stranglers - ""Skin Deep"" Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - ""Dang""
Jul 13, 1995
Season 5Episode 3615 min
Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass
Lost in the woods, the boys hear a drumbeat and happen upon Van Driessen and his men's group -- having a monthly drum-banging session to let off steam as they ""wrestle with their manhood."" Beavis tries, and gets...a little carried away.
videos: Jill Sobule - ""I Kissed A Girl"" Pavement - ""Rattled By The Rush"" Sugar Ray - ""Mean Machine""
Aug 7, 1995
Season 5Episode 3715 min
Another Friday Night
Beavis and Butthead kill another Friday night at the Maxi Mart. They try to service the girls by working the cash register and the manager, whose in the back room watching the camera, thinks that he's being robbed and calls the police.
Videos: Janet Jackson -- ""You Want This""
Wax -- ""California""
Aug 7, 1995
Season 5Episode 3815 min
Tired
The two boys cause huge chaos around Highland playing with a big tire they find at a garage.
Aug 8, 1995
Season 5Episode 3915 min
Close Encounters
McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-head to a group therapy session where they terrorize fellow patients.
videos: Rolling Stones - ""Love Is Strong"" Black Crowes - ""High Head Blues"" Faith No More -""Diggin' The Grave""
Aug 9, 1995
Season 5Episode 4015 min
Womyn
Beavis and Butt-head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists.
videos: Madonna - ""Secret""
The Jesus and Mary Chain - ""Come On"" Catherine Wheel - ""Waydown""
Aug 10, 1995
Season 5Episode 4115 min
Premature Evacuation
Highland High evacuates after receiving a bomb threat. Beavis & Butt-head stay, try to find the bomb, and cause some destruction of their own.
videos: Sick Of It All - ""Step Down"" Sir Mix-A-Lot - ""Ride"" Monster Magnet - ""Negasonic Teenage Warhead""
Sep 11, 1995
Season 5Episode 4215 min
Whiplash
Beavis and Butt-head plan to fake getting injured so they can get insurance money; real injuries follow.
videos: Radiohead - ""Fake Plastic Trees"" Jerry Lee Lewis - ""Goosebumps"" Korn - ""Blind""
Sep 11, 1995
Season 5Episode 4315 min
Spare Me
Two babes want the boys to change their flat tire, Butt-head learns what not to do with a tire-iron.
videos: PJ Harvey - ""Down By The Water""
Elastica - ""Connection""
Goo Goo Dolls - ""Only One""
Sep 12, 1995
Season 5Episode 4415 min
Patsies
The ""Positive Acting Teens"" group, led by Mr. Graham, seeks to rehabilitate some kids in detention with community service. Fat chance, since those kids happen to be Beavis and Butt-head.
videos: Cinderella - ""Somebody Save Me"" Fatima Mansions - ""The Loyaliser"" Jennifer Trynin - ""Happier""
Sep 13, 1995
Season 5Episode 4515 min
Murder Site
The boys go investigate a crime scene, Beavis gets arrested after nearly killing Butt-head.
Sep 14, 1995
Season 5Episode 4615 min
Spanish Fly
Beavis and Butt-head put some spanish fly in a milk carton at school. Instead of the chick they were hoping for, the spiked milk is drunk by a jock Beavis later has to wrestle in gym class.
videos: Green Day - ""Basket Case"" Chris Isaak - ""Somebody's Crying"" Helium - ""Pat's Trick""
Oct 9, 1995
Season 5Episode 4715 min
Sexual Harrassment
The boys want to sue a chick in class for sexual harassment because she's constantly giving them ""wood.""
videos: Tom Petty - ""It's Good To Be King"" The Prodigy - ""Poison"" Morphine - ""Honey White""
Oct 9, 1995
Season 5Episode 4815 min
Bus Trip
A bus trip to the mountains ends in disaster for Mr. Van Driessen.
videos: Flaming Lips - ""Turn It On"" The Rake's Progress - ""I'll Talk My Way Out Of This"" Ween - ""Freedom of '76""
Oct 10, 1995
Season 5Episode 4915 min
Green Thumbs
The boys photocopy a dollar bill and try to use the copies to buy stuff.
videos: Our Lady Peace - ""Star Seed"" Michael Bolton - ""Everybody's Crazy"" Beastie Boys - ""Pass The Mic""
Oct 11, 1995
Season 5Episode 5015 min
Steamroller
The boys steal Mr. Anderson's steamroller, with predictable results.
videos: Bjork- ""Army Of Me"" Skee-Lo - ""I Wish"" Wilco - ""Box Full Of Letters""
Oct 12, 1995
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