Bizarre ER - Season 3

Featuring a man who accidentally barbecued his own buttocks; a builder impaled through the thigh on a metre-long metal pole; and a footballer wheeled in with his kneecap facing the wrong way.

Plus, how surgeons successfully reattached a farmer's severed arm by first stitching it into his crotch, and medical professionals confess the most bizarre and outrageous cases they've ever been confronted with in casualty.

Featuring a driver run over by the breakdown man sent to repair his car; a schoolgirl injured playing Wii tennis; and a man whose testicles required treatment after being squashed in a motorbike crash.

Plus, how surgeons rebuilt a sailor's shattered skull by peeling off his face.

Featuring a teenager who stepped on a red-hot four-inch nail; a woman injured after punching her partner in her sleep; and a lumberjack who sliced into his own arm with a chainsaw.

Plus, how medics saved a woman impaled on razor-sharp railings. And medical professionals confess the most bizarre and outrageous cases they have ever been confronted with in casualty.

Featuring a rugby player with a finger bent 90 degrees the wrong way; a group of students scorched by an exploding bonfire; a driver who fell flat on her face chasing her runaway car; and a DIY enthusiast who lopped off the top of his thumb with a circular saw.

Plus, how skilled surgeons saved the shredded leg of a farmer mown down by a combine harvester.

Featuring a clubber crushed by a nightclub speaker; a teenager with a bulbous boil caused by a rubbing bra strap; and a schoolgirl with a piece of toy train track trapped on her finger.

Plus, how surgeons repaired and rejuvenated a cyclist's face after the skin was ripped off in a freak fall.

Featuring a schoolboy smacked in the eye by a toilet doorknob, a student with a needle embedded in her leg, and a man who accidentally immersed his hand in boiling hot tar.

Plus, how a gardener lost a leg in a horror lawnmower accident and how surgeons rebuilt his lacerated hand using parts of the severed foot.

A man's karate chop ends with his thumb bone poking out through the skin; a teenager preparing for a date passes out; and a charity worker ends up with a squashed foot after a colleague drove over it.

Plus the extraordinary surgery that saved the life of a boat captain after an anchor catapulted into his face.

Includes a woman wounded trying to kill a flea with a pair of pliers, a panto dame with an enormous elbow swelling, and a man whose leg burst open like a Christmas cracker after falling out of the loft trying to retrieve decorations.

Plus, how pioneering surgeons fitted an injured motorcyclist with a bionic bottom, and medical professionals confess the most bizarre and outrageous cases they've been confronted with in casualty.

Includes a schoolgirl with a sewing machine needle embedded in her finger, a go-karter left with a hole in his leg after a crash and a man who has sawed his fingertips off trying to prune a bush.

Plus, how surgeons saved a man impaled on an industrial-sized corkscrew.

Includes a pheasant hunter who survives being shot in the head; a schoolboy with a broken elbow after a trampoline dare goes wrong; and a ten-year-old who has stapled his own finger.

Plus, how skilled surgeons saved two lives after a heavily pregnant singer was impaled on a 5ft microphone stand.

Includes a cook left with bulbous blisters after spilling roast potato fat all over her arms; a schoolboy who has ripped open his armpit falling out of a tree; and a cheerleader injured after being dropped during an airborne manoeuvre.

Plus, the two microlight pilots who crashed after a freak nosedive from a thousand feet and how surgeons rebuilt their shattered bones, and medical professionals confess the most bizarre and outrageous cases they have ever been confronted with in casualty.

A schoolboy cuts his head open after falling on a flower pot; a decorator lacerates his leg after trapping it in a stepladder; a boy gets a peanut stuck in his ear trying to perform a magic trick; and a woman is left with a hugely swollen knee after slipping while running for a bus.

Plus, how surgeons saved the flattened foot of a bin man run over by a dustcart, and medical professionals confess the most bizarre and outrageous cases they have ever been confronted with in casualty.