Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom - Season 3

Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom - Season 3

Season 3

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DatesMar 2, 2020 - Aug 24, 2020
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Episodes

YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
Season 3Episode 15 min

YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)

Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

Mar 2, 2020
News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
Season 3Episode 27 min

News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car

Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.

Mar 9, 2020
'I Hate My Kids' Says Most Moms
Season 3Episode 36 min

"I Hate My Kids" Says Most Moms

Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.

Mar 16, 2020
Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
Season 3Episode 43 min

Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube

Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.

Mar 30, 2020
Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire
Season 3Episode 55 min

Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire

Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

Apr 6, 2020
BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
Season 3Episode 65 min

BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast

Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike. 

Apr 27, 2020
News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
Season 3Episode 75 min

News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach

Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.

Mar 30, 2020
Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
Season 3Episode 84 min

Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails

Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.

Apr 13, 2020
A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
Season 3Episode 96 min

A Report from the CollegeHumor Office

Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.

Apr 20, 2020
U2 Gets Me Too'd At a Scooby Doo Read-Through
Season 3Episode 105 min

U2 Gets Me Too'd At a Scooby Doo Read-Through

Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that's lost its bear.

May 4, 2020
Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
Season 3Episode 118 min

Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash

Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.

May 11, 2020
Mom Disappointed In Son... Again
Season 3Episode 128 min

Mom Disappointed In Son... Again

Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.

May 18, 2020
God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
Season 3Episode 135 min

God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow

Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.

May 25, 2020
My Weekend was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
Season 3Episode 144 min

My Weekend was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire

Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.

Jun 1, 2020
Hot Dogs are Made from People (But Still Tasty)
Season 3Episode 157 min

Hot Dogs are Made from People (But Still Tasty)

Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.

Jun 22, 2020
Good Morning, River View High!
Season 3Episode 164 min

Good Morning, River View High!

The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.

Jun 8, 2020
Welcome to Bug News
Season 3Episode 174 min

Welcome to Bug News

A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!

Jun 15, 2020
Brian Hitler is One of the 10 Worst Brians
Season 3Episode 187 min

Brian Hitler is One of the 10 Worst Brians

Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.

Jun 29, 2020
I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
Season 3Episode 194 min

I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet

The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.

Jul 6, 2020
Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
Season 3Episode 208 min

Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women

Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

Jul 13, 2020
All Hail Cello Chigglers!
Season 3Episode 224 min

All Hail Cello Chigglers!

Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.

Jul 27, 2020
Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
Season 3Episode 237 min

Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops

Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that's sweeping the nation. 
*Note: This episode was written and recorded in 2019, before the tragic passing of Adam Schlesinger.*

Aug 3, 2020
True Confessions of Real Newscasters
Season 3Episode 245 min

True Confessions of Real Newscasters

Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.

Aug 10, 2020
Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
Season 3Episode 257 min

Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball

Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.

Aug 17, 2020
Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
Season 3Episode 266 min

Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest

Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.

Aug 24, 2020

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