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Season 5
Episodes

I'm Horny for Every Fictional Car
Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.

Sam Reich Launches Dropout America
Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.

It's a Classic Virgin Tradition
Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.

We've Actually Met Before
Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.

Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind
Title says it all.

I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer
Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.

Why Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala?
Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.

Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like It
Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.

True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2)
Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.

Gengar Could Run a Train Through Me
Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.

Gilchrest Savoy, The Wealthiest Man of 1906
Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.

I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman
Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.

Mi Scusi
Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.

Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips
Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.

Fuck Austin Texas
Carolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.

Magic, Love and Coldplay
Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.
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