Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1

Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 1

Season 1

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DatesSep 17, 1961 - Apr 22, 1962
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Episodes

Who's For Swordfish?
Season 1Episode 130 min

Who's For Swordfish?

In the pilot, the boys are desperate to angle for swordfish. After shift-swapping with the entire precinct and avoiding any issuance of tickets (to avert court duty), will they go?
Sep 17, 1961
Something Nice for Sol
Season 1Episode 230 min

Something Nice for Sol

Gunther Toody drives the entire station batty chairing the committee to get everyone's favorite desk Sgt. Sol Abrams a surprise 25 year present. Toody keeps changing his little mind seeking the perfect gift, and insists on parliamentary procedure for meetings. Abrams' sore feet confine him to desk work, so he worries that it'll be 25 and out, if the brass find out how bad the precinct's sweetheart's hurting.
Sep 24, 1961
Home Sweet Sing Sing
Season 1Episode 330 min

Home Sweet Sing Sing

The boys use extraordinary techniques to rehabilitate a recently released petty thief. Unfortunately, Benny has other ideas.
Oct 1, 1961
Change Your Partners
Season 1Episode 430 min

Change Your Partners

Toody and Muldoon's 9 blissful years as partners stun a researcher who finds the average prowl car pair last only 16 months before screaming to be switched. If the NYPD management engineer can discover their secret and replicate it, that'll save the blue brass many headaches. But Gunther and Francis' precinct mates don't want to know what actually goes on in Car 54, or even worse: can New York's finest clone empty-headed chatterbox Toody and somber, cerebral Muldoon ?
Oct 8, 1961
I Won't Go
Season 1Episode 530 min

I Won't Go

Introducing Mrs. Bronson, the sweet Jewish grandmother confounding the boys at the 53rd as well as New York City's bureaucracy.
Oct 15, 1961
Muldoon's Star
Season 1Episode 630 min

Muldoon's Star

Toody convinces 'Tessie the Torso', a buxom sex-symbol, to stay at Francis's mother's house. It turns out, Muldoon is a huge fan.
Oct 22, 1961
Paint Job
Season 1Episode 730 min

Paint Job

A car thieving ring is using an auto body shop to paint stolen cars and resell them. The 53rd is down to only two patrol cars, so the boys are desperate to keep their beloved car 54. When it's damaged by a pulled-over driver, they take it to the same repair shop.
Oct 29, 1961
Love Finds Muldoon
Season 1Episode 830 min

Love Finds Muldoon

Lucille plays matchmaker for Francis.
Nov 5, 1961
Gypsy Curse
Season 1Episode 930 min

Gypsy Curse

The boys are told to shut down a gypsy ripoff artist, and when they do, the gypsy puts a curse on Toody.
Nov 12, 1961
Thirty Days Notice
Season 1Episode 1030 min

Thirty Days Notice

Gunther and Lucille Toody give their landlord notice because they're fed up with their crumbling apartment.
Nov 19, 1961
Catch Me on the Paar Show
Season 1Episode 1130 min

Catch Me on the Paar Show

After a chance traffic stop with Hugh Downs, Gunther finagles an appearance on the Jack Paar show of a fellow officer he thinks is funny.
Nov 26, 1961
The Taming of Lucille
Season 1Episode 1230 min

The Taming of Lucille

Toody is feeling henpecked by Lucille, but musters the courage to become king of his castle after seeing a stirring performance of Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew."
Dec 3, 1961
Put It in the Bank
Season 1Episode 1330 min

Put It in the Bank

The 53rd Precinct's Brotherhood Club's newly elected treasurer Gunther Toody is determined to invest their hard-earned $800 in the stock market despite the protests of his fiscally conservative colleagues.
Dec 10, 1961
Get Well, Officer Schnauser
Season 1Episode 1430 min

Get Well, Officer Schnauser

While Schnauser is laid up in the hospital, Toody is tapped by the FBI to go undercover to help them nab notorious bank robber "No Face."
Dec 17, 1961
Christmas at the 53rd
Season 1Episode 1530 min

Christmas at the 53rd

The boys from the 53rd put on a Christmas review. Two Gilbert & Sullivan parodies featuring Capt. Block & Muldoon, a heart-tugging song from Toody, and other sketches.
Dec 24, 1961
The Sacrifice
Season 1Episode 1630 min

The Sacrifice

Muldoon's the big expert on rules and regulations, but he's scared to take the test to become a sergeant.
Jan 7, 1962
Boom, Boom, Boom
Season 1Episode 1730 min

Boom, Boom, Boom

The boys are attempting to win the barbershop quartet competition for "the old man" Capt. Block. The rules require all 163 quartets to perform the same song, which drives poor Jan Murray to insanity.
Jan 14, 1962
Toody and Muldoon Crack Down
Season 1Episode 1830 min

Toody and Muldoon Crack Down

After the police chief drives through Toody & Muldoon's sector, he's so angered by the scores of violations he sees he orders an investigation - with surprising results.
Jan 21, 1962
Toody's Paradise
Season 1Episode 1930 min

Toody's Paradise

Toody is on an undercover detail in Brooklyn with a female cop as his wife and a small boy as his child. When Lucille's sister spots him there, the rumors start flying wildly.
Jan 28, 1962
How High is Up?
Season 1Episode 2030 min

How High is Up?

Muldoon discovers he's grown an inch to 6-foot-seven, putting him one inch over the police regulation and putting him over the edge with paranoia about his height.
Feb 4, 1962
Toody and the Art World
Season 1Episode 2130 min

Toody and the Art World

Toody is the only person who can appreciate Karpathia's abstract masterpiece, "Lower Manhattan at Sunset (from the New Jersey Side)." This episode features an inspired performance from Severn Darden.
Feb 11, 1962
What Happened to Thursday?
Season 1Episode 2230 min

What Happened to Thursday?

The 53rd is embarrassed by the domestic dispute calls that come every Thursday night - from the Schnausers. Toody convinces Leo (along w/the rest of the boys) that Thursday's actually Friday leading to expected hilarious confusion.
Feb 18, 1962
How Smart Can You Get?
Season 1Episode 2330 min

How Smart Can You Get?

The smartest rookie cop is assigned to ride w/chatty Toody & reticent Muldoon. Can Car 54 survive, now that Muldoon has stimulating conversation?
Feb 25, 1962
Today I Am a Man
Season 1Episode 2430 min

Today I Am a Man

Tired of being stereotyped as a mama's boy, Muldoon feigns having a hot date at "the hottest club in the Bronx". When his bluff is called by doubting coworkers, he quickly commandeers a puritan family who gets the wrong impression from his weapon!
Mar 4, 1962
No More Pickpockets
Season 1Episode 2530 min

No More Pickpockets

The boys go under cover at Yankee Stadium to stem the onslaught of pickpockets. One skilled pilferer turns the tide on Toody; who ends up arrested?
Mar 11, 1962
The Beast Who Walked the Bronx
Season 1Episode 2630 min

The Beast Who Walked the Bronx

Burkholtz, relegated to the Lost & Found for 15 years due to his extreme laxity is the only choice to sub for Capt. Block on his forced two week vacation. The boys mistake his absence from active duty thinking it's because he was too tough!
Mar 18, 1962
The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser
Season 1Episode 2730 min

The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser

Leo and Sylvia Schnauser decide to renew their vows with a large wedding ceremony.
Mar 25, 1962
The Auction
Season 1Episode 2830 min

The Auction

The boys of the 53rd Precinct pull together to buy Captain Block the matching Aleutian Ceremonial Chair he desires to complete his set.
Apr 1, 1962
Quiet! We're Thinking
Season 1Episode 2930 min

Quiet! We're Thinking

Gunther and Lucille's 11-year-old nephew Marvin, in the Big Apple for a Boy Scout event, helps Toody and Muldoon crack the cases that have flummoxed New York's Finest.
Apr 8, 1962
I Love Lucille
Season 1Episode 3030 min

I Love Lucille

Lucille dyes her hair to get Gunther to notice her, and when he finally does, look out.
Apr 22, 1962

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