China, IL - Season 3

Season 3
Episodes

A Gentleman's Bet
Frank and Steve compete over their annual "Gentleman's Bet"; The Dean & The Mayor solicit Pony & Baby Cakes' help for a Think Tank.

Best Face Forward
Frank's anus learns to speak, and quickly becomes a world-famous stand-up comedian.

Charlize
Steve, Frank and Baby Cakes start a band in order to finally get the attention of the most beautiful celebrity in the world.

Crow College
Crows have the intelligence of 4-year-old humans, so The Dean enrolls a murder of them at UCI as new students.

Bi-Topping-Ality
The Mayor bans eating anchovies in China, IL, while Trump's Kid joins UCI as its newest student.

Parent's Day
It's Parent's Day at UCI (for faculty, not students), but Baby Cakes can't attend because he has to visit his mom for the weekend.

Displays of Manhood
Frank proves his masculinity by challenging a boxing legend to a fight, while Baby Cakes and Pony battle in a game of Dungeons and Dragons.

LIfe Coaches
Steve, Frank, Pony & Baby Cakes become life coaches for each other.

Gummie World
Steve and Baby Cakes strike it rich, while Frank falls in love with a piece of a movie star.

Magical Pet
In this one-hour musical episode, Baby Cakes wants a magical pet; Frank discovers why women find him unattractive; and Pony & Steve do horrifying things to prove to each other that they are good people.
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