Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring - Season 3
Season 3
Episodes
Ali Siddiq - Why Do White Neighbors Keep Falling Off Their Roofs?
Ali Siddiq describes the epidemic of his white neighbors falling off their roofs and explains why he thinks a U.S.-Mexico border wall is a terrible idea.
Dusty Slay - Working After Your Two Weeks' Notice Is a Sweet Gig
Dusty Slay reminisces about quitting his job at a buffet restaurant and explains what designated drivers are really like.
Debra DiGiovanni - Why Do We Think Leather Is Sexy?
Debra DiGiovanni wonders why people think leather is an inherently sexy material and reveals her favorite genre of porn.
Sean Patton - Why Marijuana Isn't a Gateway Drug
Sean Patton explains why marijuana won't lead to worse decisions and speculates why surgeons listen to Korn during operations.
Rosebud Baker - How Women Can Tell If an Ex Has Slept with Someone Else
Rosebud Baker details why her year has been so terrible, including the death of two pets and a breakup.
Brandon Wardell - Sex Is Hard When You're a Genius
Brandon Wardell explains why sex is so boring for him, recalls wooing a date with reruns of "To Catch a Predator" and wonders why stepmom porn is so popular now.
Amy Miller - Being Plus Size in L.A. Is "Brave"
Amy Miller chats about why she loves being plus size in Los Angeles and remembers dealing with a violent vegan as a waitress.
Rob Haze - Getting All Your News from Cardi B
Rob Haze appreciates Cardi B's political rants and wonders why new words are still being added to the dictionary.
Blair Socci - Do Not Eat Your Steak Well-Done
Blair Socci chastises men who eat overcooked steak and recalls her ex-boyfriend's odd obsession with her athletic past.
Teddy Ray - Stealing Quotes from "Antwone Fisher"
Teddy Ray realizes how often he accidentally quotes the movie "Antwone Fisher" and tells everyone to be themselves, even if that means wanting to be someone else.
Matty Ryan - Inhaling a Stranger's Sneeze
Matty Ryan recalls yawning at the same time someone next to him sneezed and makes his case for why greyhounds are basically aliens.
Mitra Jouhari - Want to Be Mitra Jouhari's Roommate?
Mitra Jouhari lays out her surprising take on William Shakespeare and asks if anyone in the crowd wants to be her roommate.
Jak Knight - What Young Guys Screw Up During Sex
Jak Knight reveals the sex act that young straight guys get wrong and admits he doesn't relate to Chance the Rapper's hardcore spirituality.
Mo Welch - Mo Welch Takes on Internet Trolls
Mo Welch gets ahead of the sexist trolls who will likely comment on this video and recalls coming out to her mom.
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