Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring - Season 5

Season 5
Episodes

Nore Davis - Will Cows Find Salvation in Vegan Food?
Nore Davis rails against the tyranny of math class and wonders how psyched cows are about plant-based meat.

Casey James Salengo - The Sexiest Street Fight Ever
Casey James Salengo recalls watching two men duke it out in a surprisingly erotic war of words and explains why he was fired from his job as a dog walker.

Jourdain Fisher - When You're the Only Black Friend in the Group
Jourdain Fisher thinks he knows why stepparent porn is so popular and explains the burden he feels as the sole black person in his friend group.

Pat Regan - My Phone Thinks I'm Straight
Pat Regan admits his phone doesn't realize he's gay and talks about how it feels to not have an erotic name.

Michael Rowland - Have You Ever Met an Old Person You Vibed With?
Michael Rowland recalls falling in love with his grandma's friend and explains how a horse helped revitalize his sex life.

Jak Knight - When Your Uncle Teaches You How to Go Down on a Woman
Jak Knight warns his audiences to test their sexual boundaries before they're old and remembers when his uncle taught him about sex by eating crab.

Opey Olagbaju - The Weirdly Racial Undertones of "Willy Wonka"
Opey Olagbaju reports a strange yet true story from the world of Nigerian politics and offers an alternate history of the Oompa Loompas.

Molly Austin - It's Only a Walk of Shame if He Doesn't Make You Come
Molly Austin fantasizes about her life as your stepmom and recalls an incredible night of sex.

Noah Gardenswartz - Why You Can Still Be Prejudiced Even If You Love Everyone
Noah Gardenswartz complains about his wife eating an apple in bed and explains how you don't have to hate someone to be racist.

Jay Jurden - My Boyfriend Wants to Adopt a Pet Raccoon
Jay Jurden discusses why he doesn't want a pet raccoon and claims that New York City makes you gay.

Paris Sashay - How to Spend Over 200 on Sex Supplies
Paris Sashay talks about going on an inadvertently expensive first date and recalls buying a dildo and a pair of shoes to accommodate her girlfriend's kinky request.

Greta Titelman - When Your Beach Date Becomes a Huge Mistake
Greta Titelman shares how her surfing date ended up being a total disaster and explains why she loves sports bars.
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