Cow and Chicken - Season 3

Cow and Chicken - Season 3

Season 3

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Episodes26
DatesAug 15, 1998 - May 3, 1999
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Episodes

Can Cow Come Out & Play?
Season 3Episode 130 min

Can Cow Come Out & Play?

The Red Guy is depressed because no one will play with him. After seeing Cow has Crabs the Warthog, he wants to play with her because he has Crabs's doll house. When he askes to play with Cow, she tells him not if he was the last man on earth. With that he locks the entire world in a trailer, and is the last man standing: but Cow still won't play with him.
Aug 15, 1998
Horn Envy
Season 3Episode 230 min

Horn Envy

Cow has a crush on Crag, the smartest kid in school, but is ignored by him. Her friends try to convince her that her horns are too small, so she tries every way to make them bigger by decorating them with coat hangers, paper masche, and even chocolate chip weenies. Cow later learns that Crag wasn't interest in Cow, because he had a crush on one of her friends.
Aug 15, 1998
Goin' My Way?
Season 3Episode 330 min

Goin' My Way?

While driving in the snow, Mom and Dad find The Red Guy who says he's heading ""home""; so Mom and Dad take him home with him, and immediately think of him has their new favorite son. Cow and Chicken work together to try to prove The Red Guy's a fraud.
Aug 22, 1998
The Babysitter
Season 3Episode 430 min

The Babysitter

Mom and Dad go out of town, leaving Cow as the babysitter, because she's the biggest, and not the oldest. Pretty soon, Chicken is at the mercy of his sister's babysitting technique: eating marshmallow soup for supper, doing homework with Crabs the Warthog doll, Piles the Beaver doll, and Manure the Bear doll, taking a bath and being scrubbed with dishsoap, and wearing diapers.
Aug 22, 1998
Cow Fly
Season 3Episode 530 min

Cow Fly

Cow is depressed because she has no friends: until she finds a fly in her room and befriends it. Pretty soon she and the fly are inseperable: until Chicken, Mom and Dad call in the fly exterminator.
Aug 29, 1998
Where Am I?
Season 3Episode 630 min

Where Am I?

Cow stays outside too late, and pretty soon finds herself lost in the woods, and tries to survive. She pretty soon comes to the conclusion that it's eat, or be eaten, so she puts on war paint, and finds a squirrel in a bush, she quickly eats. It turns out she was in the backyard all the time, and her imagination got the better of her.
Aug 29, 1998
Sargeant Weenie Arms
Season 3Episode 730 min

Sargeant Weenie Arms

Sep 5, 1998
Sow & Chicken
Season 3Episode 830 min

Sow & Chicken

Cow and Chicken get an unexpected visit from Cow's twin cousin, Sow (a pig with 8 teets). After Sow's first day at school, she causes chaos, and puts the blame on Cow. It's up to Cow to pull the plug on Sow's evil ways.
Sep 5, 1998
Me An' My Dog
Season 3Episode 930 min

Me An' My Dog

Cow brings home an ""invisible"" dog, whom she dubs, Kevin. Pretty soon, she and Kevin are inseperable, but causes trouble with school and friends. After she enters Kevin in a dog show, and wins, Kevin ""runs away"". Afterwards, Cow finds Kevin, befriended an ""invisible"" homeless man.
Sep 12, 1998
Cow's Dream Catcher
Season 3Episode 1030 min

Cow's Dream Catcher

Cow tags along with Chicken, Flem, and Earl on their camping trip in the tree fort. Cow says that if Chicken, Flem, or Earl touch her dream catcher that they'll die. Chicken accidentally breaks her dream catcher, and soon, he, Flem and Earl are at the mercy of Cow's worst nightmare: The Milkman.
Sep 12, 1998
Grandma at the Mall
Season 3Episode 1130 min

Grandma at the Mall

Grandma pays at visit to Cow and Chicken's house to take them to the mall with her. Her purpose for being at the mall: to look for a new grandpa, because she lost the old one. Chicken gives her the slip while he, Flem and Earl hang out at the concession stands.
Sep 19, 1998
Chicken in the Bathroom
Season 3Episode 1230 min

Chicken in the Bathroom

Chicken refuses to take bath, so he just sits there in the empty tub, while Cow, Mom, and Dad try to make him take a bath so they can use the toilet.
Sep 19, 1998
Chickens Don't Fly
Season 3Episode 1330 min

Chickens Don't Fly

Cow and Chicken are taking a trip all by themselves. Their taking an airplane. Once Chicken sees the actual plain, he starts to have anxiety attacks and believes that flying is a dangerous way to travel.
Sep 26, 1998
P.E.
Season 3Episode 1430 min

P.E.

P.E. Chicken, Flem, and Earl are finally 6th graders, and are ready for their first day at junior high. Once in their gym class they find it difficult to put up with a strict P.E. teacher, and bully twins.
Sep 26, 1998
Playin' Hookie
Season 3Episode 1530 min

Playin' Hookie

Cow and Chicken have a big test the next day at school but when Chicken forgets to study, he tries to fake all kinds of illnesses to avoid going to school. After holding his thermometer over the grill, Mom and Dad call the doctor who makes housecalls: The Red Guy.
Oct 3, 1998
Chicken Lips
Season 3Episode 1630 min

Chicken Lips

Chicken is upset because he can't whistle, and everybody else can. The Red Guy tries to tutor Chicken, but he finds out that Chicken can't whistle because he has no lips. The Red Guy then immedietaly sends Chicken to surgery.
Oct 3, 1998
The Day I was Born
Season 3Episode 1730 min

The Day I was Born

Cow wonders about the day she was born. Chicken tells her she was adopted, Mom tells her that the stork delivered her, Dad said they found her in a cabbage, Teacher says she hatched from an egg, and Red Guy says he delivered her.
Oct 10, 1998
Factory Follies
Season 3Episode 1830 min

Factory Follies

Red Guy is CEO of a giant factory. He holds a birthday party for himself in the confrence room later that night, but none of the employees show up. But it doesn't matter, he has enough fun by himself.
Oct 10, 1998
101 Uses for Cow & Chicken
Season 3Episode 1930 min

101 Uses for Cow & Chicken

Chicken puts prices on himself and Cow at the store and Red purchases them but is unable to determine their usefulness.
Oct 17, 1998
Intelligent Life?
Season 3Episode 2030 min

Intelligent Life?

Cow doesn't wish to come in, but rather stay out all night to stare at the moon. So she builds a make-shift rocket ship out of cardboard boxes, a trashcan, and traffic cone. It ACTUALLY works, and finds herself on the planet Mud, where she brings space alien (Red Guy) back to earth where he says the solution to all problems is: puppets.
Oct 17, 1998
Be Careful What You Wish For
Season 3Episode 2130 min

Be Careful What You Wish For

Chicken is fed up with Cow's constant babbling, and wishes for her to shut up. Cow then gives Chicken the silent treatment. Chicken soon regrets when Cow doesn't tell him about an oncoming truck, and not representing him in court.
Oct 24, 1998
Lost at Sea
Season 3Episode 2230 min

Lost at Sea

Flem and Earl find themselves lost in the middle of an ocean near the equator. They fear their lives are short, and begin reminescing about their fun lives: home coming, water boys, mentally challenged, eating cheese in Yurp, running with the bulls in Pimplelotta, singing drinking songs in Germany, and having love for Cow. I am Weasel: ""I.R. Do""
Oct 24, 1998
Night of the Ed
Season 3Episode 2330 min

Night of the Ed

Dad decides that the family needs a pet...so he buys a spayed male jackel named Ed. He and Mom go out to celebrate, leaving Cow and Chicken alone with a living terrorist pet. Cow and Chicken then consult ""How to Care for Your First Jackel"" to try to tame Ed.
Nov 1, 1998
Cow's Pie
Season 3Episode 2430 min

Cow's Pie

Cow bakes her own pie and wants Chicken to try it...but he doesn't want to. Cow then follows Chicken everywhere until she takes drastic measures...hiding all of the food in the house, only leaving the pie. Chicken gives in, and discovers the pie is actually good. Little does he know...it's really poop.
Nov 1, 1998
Professor Longhorn Steer
Season 3Episode 2530 min

Professor Longhorn Steer

Mom and Dad are disgusted that Cow and Chicken believe the world is round, so they hire Dad's brother, Longhorn Steer (who really is a steer) to tudor Cow and Chicken. Longhorn fails, but Cow and Chicken learn that he doesn't want to teach...we wants to be a normal steer, get married, have kids, hold a job, and stampede.
May 3, 1999
A Couple of Skating Fools
Season 3Episode 2630 min

A Couple of Skating Fools

Chicken's dream is to be a world famous figure skater, so he and Earl enter a figure skating contest. Red Guy is jealous because his partner is Flem, so, he injures Earl, making Chicken helpless out on the rink...until Cow comes to save Chicken's dream.
May 3, 1999

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