Don't Feed the Humans - Season 1

Season 1
Episodes

Mating Day
The alien zookeepers want the humans to put on a mating display to bring in more revenue.

Horfy Birthday, Jack!
Alien zookeeper's interpretation of a human birthday party is more than just a little off.

Food Fight
A simple change in diet creates problems for the humans.

The Merch
Horf creates merchandise and zoo souvenirs based on the humans.

Love & Boredom
The arrival of a new "human" makes Primus realize he has feelings for someone.

Primus Time
An obnoxious reporter lives with the humans for a few days.

Escape?!, Part 1
A human rights organization shakes things up at the zoo.

Escape?!, Part 2
The humans get help from a totally unexpected source.

Escape?!, Part 3
It becomes obvious that one of the humans isn't thrilled about escaping the zoo.

Escape?!, Part 4
Will the humans finally escape the zoo?

The Probot
The Professor just isn't herself – literally. And Horf has father issues.

Origins: Earl
See how Earl was abducted for the zoo in our first "Origins" story.

A Pair of Jacks
Jack has an identity crisis when he discovers he was born in captivity.

A Small Uprising
June is kidnapped, Jack Primus and the Caveman go in search of her…and find an old friend.

The Apparatus
Primus doesn't trust the humans' new zoomates…or their apparatus.

My Dinner With Horf
Head zookeeper Horf brings the humans home to meet his family.

My Horf Will Go On
Head zookeeper Horf has a meltdown that becomes a problem for the humans.
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