E4 Mafia - Season 1

A classic 82nd Airborne hustle. The Mafia pulls a motor pool Humvee door heist and fakes pink eye profiles to dodge Area J live fire.

The E4 Mafia turns CQ into a profit machine so they can ditch duty, disappear early, and secure their tickets to Porn Con. The barracks corruption reaches new heights, all in the name of adult-industry fandom.

Land Nav is supposed to test discipline and direction. The E4 Mafia tests how far shamming can go. While everyone hunts checkpoints, they vanish into the tree line, construct a woodland hideout, and into an expertly executed dodge.

The mission is simple: set up a quick-fire support position so the platoon looks good in front of command. They leave some helpful reminders. Unfortunately, those reminders take the form of an excessive number of dicks carved into trees.

A harmless prank turns catastrophic when Stewart steals what she thinks is another platoon's guidon but it is actually the company guidon. The E4 Mafia scrambles to shift blame, dragging multiple platoons into a disaster no one can escape.

Trapped in the barracks and tired of being broke, the E4 Mafia decides marriage is the fastest way out. The plan makes sense in E4 math until reality hits. There is only one woman, forcing Sanchez and Jackson to commit to the sham and become the Army's most unlikely couple. Stewart takes the whole thing way too seriously, turning a fake wedding into a full bridezilla event. For a brief moment, it feels like the plan might actually work.