Family Business - Season 3

Family Business - Season 3

Season 3

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DatesMar 12, 2005 - May 28, 2005
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Episodes

JewASS New Year
Season 3Episode 130 min

JewASS New Year

Lila (Seymore/Adam's mom) prepares for Rosh Hashana and the entire family is expected to arrive. Adam reveals the secret he has been keeping of his new relationship with his ex-assistant Mirna (or does he?). Is Mirna the porn star, the girl that Mom has been hoping for ?
Mar 12, 2005
The ApprentASS
Season 3Episode 230 min

The ApprentASS

Now that Mirna is dedicating herself to the business full time, Adam needs a new assistant. Bishop and Lila begin the interview process, but the final three are put to the test by Adam.
Mar 19, 2005
ASS and You Will Receive
Season 3Episode 330 min

ASS and You Will Receive

Adam's and Mirna's relationship has gone on long enough to hit that phase of needing to talk. Imagine that? They are working on maintaining their relationship by keeping the lines of communication open and outlining what is important to each of them.
Mar 26, 2005
Time Is of the ASSence
Season 3Episode 430 min

Time Is of the ASSence

All in the FAMILY ! Brady's got a school play, Lila saves the day, dad's on the way. Adam's in a movie and it's not his! Victim or Slasher or ? And it's ""Seymore's"" part that's got a real casting call.
Apr 2, 2005
Mid-Life CrisASS
Season 3Episode 530 min

Mid-Life CrisASS

Adam's turning 40! He's also visiting a psychic, having a party and like everyone else heading down the other side of the mountain, thinking about taking a dive off a bridge.
Apr 9, 2005
Up and CUMming
Season 3Episode 630 min

Up and CUMming

Adam's male performers are having trouble living UP to expectations, so it's time for new talent. However, unlike the girls, the guys can't just ""pretend"" to be uhh, stand up guys, so the search is on for the next male porn star. Meanwhile, Stevie finds a new (potential) actress for his ""Pussy Party"" series. Is he really so bold (or so naive?) in having her move in with him AND his wife?
Apr 23, 2005
Falling on Your ASS
Season 3Episode 730 min

Falling on Your ASS

Father - Son - Father - Son. Adam wants to please Brady with a snowboarding trip, but he (Adam) is somewhat afraid of skiing! Still, it's for Brady's birthday, so Adam looks for support, finding an experienced skiier.... his own Dad.
Apr 30, 2005
COCKtoberfest
Season 3Episode 830 min

COCKtoberfest

Lila is again apparently the ""village"" it takes to raise a child as she stays with Brady while Adam is off. He's in Chicago to take care of the Family Business in the area he always excels at - the press and public speaking. Cousin Stevie and Bishop are lost and in trouble...in Berlin!
May 7, 2005
BroadcASS
Season 3Episode 930 min

BroadcASS

Stevie wants to have his own radio show so Adam pulls some strings to get him a one-time audition spot on Playboy Radio. It wouldn't be Stevie if there wasn't a hitch, like guests don't show up (or storm out). Adam ?
May 14, 2005
Real ASState
Season 3Episode 1030 min

Real ASState

Say it isn't so! Over so soon (the season). How appropriate that the lease on Adam's house is about to expire. So, both Stevie and mom help him consider the possibility of making his first home purchase, which promises to be even more complicated than with anyone else. There's always the line on the application for description of what you do for a living
May 28, 2005

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