Gene Simmons: Family Jewels - Season 3

Season 3
Episodes

Gene's Best Friend
Pressure is mounting in the days leading up to Gene's impending lie detector test on the "Adam Carolla Show" as he not only has a KISS show to prepare for, but his best friend and loyal canine Snippy goes missing. To add more fuel to the fire, Gene's musical partner of 34 years, Paul Stanley, falls ill moments before taking the stage forcing Gene to decide if the band should play as a trio for the first time in their entire career.

Liar, Liar Tongue on Fire
Gene awakes the morning after KISS' stressful but historic concert feeling like he was hit by a bus. With the lie detector test days away and an upcoming business trip to NY on the books Gene ignores the family's pleas for him to see a doctor. Meanwhile, Shannon and Tracy conduct trial lie detector tests on each other to make sure the process is legit. Once in New York, Gene's mom Florence forces him to see a series of specialists who uncover a serious condition that needs to be treated immediately.

The Brutal Truth
Gene is released from the hospital and opts to ignore doctor's orders and heads straight to a casting party for his new comic book, "Dominatrix." He then visits some friends in "Little Italy" that have "experience" with lie detector tests. Meanwhile Shannon and Tracy surprise Adam Carolla's co-host, Danny Bonaduce at the gym and confirm that everything is on the up and up. Gene and Shannon appear on the Adam Carolla Show and answer ALL of the pressing questions and in a surprise turn of events, they swap places and SHANNON gets strapped to the machine as well.

Before the Flood
Gene decides to accept an offer to perform a One Night Only Vegas show with the Big Band, Royal Crown Revue. The combination of his noisy neighbors and Shannon going on a do-it-yourself home improvement spree make it impossible for him to concentrate at home. Gene opts to drive to Las Vegas to ensure a few hours of solitude to learn lyrics to all the new songs. Unfortunately, Shannon's "handyman" skills are not up to par, resulting in Gene's car breaking down in the desert and a faulty pipe bursting at home, flooding his office of priceless KISS collectables.

Knock, Knock, Who's There?
The clock is ticking as Gene is stranded in the desert and meets an odd cast of characters attempting to hitchhike to Vegas. Meanwhile, Shannon, Tracy and Sophie race around LA to replace Gene's ruined collectables by buying them from the very KISS fans that have given Gene their hard earned cash over the years. Will Gene get to Vegas in time and will the girls have his office back in shape before he comes home?

Swinging Gene
As Shannon, Tracy and Sophie track down the last of the KISS collectables they ruined, Gene calls the one Vegas friend he has to rescue him from the desert - Carrot Top. A packed house at the Hard Rock awaits Gene's arrival to witness his first solo performance ever.

Something's Fishy
Gene's business trip to Seaworld turns into a family outing as Shannon, Tracy and Tracy's twin 4-year old sons' Jake and Hunter tag along. When a combination of food poisoning and Gene's poor driving put Shannon and Tracy down for the count it is up to Uncle Gene to take the twins to Seaworld for the day. Unfortunately, Gene takes two kids, but comes home with one.

Nail Me
Gene is unable to remain a silent partner when he agrees to help fund Shannon and Tracy's new Nail Salon business venture. Attempting to muscle in and run the business his way, Shannon and Tracy must call all of their family and friends in for back-up to undo Gene's mess.

Shannon B. Demille
For over 24 years Shannon Tweed has been documenting the life and times of the Simmons-Tweed clan and in this special episode the family sits down to watch the classic home movies and show us how they became the non-traditional traditional family they are today.

Lil Gene
Gene is pleasantly surprised when the intern he reluctantly agrees to mentor saves the day by rescuing an important photo shoot from disaster and helps him close a major business deal to put Gene's "Money Bag" clothing line in stores nationwide.

Ladies of the Night
Gene's research for a book documenting the history of prostitution gets him in trouble. Meanwhile, Nick gets a surprise visit from an old friend that causes tension with his girlfriend.

Sophie Couture
Sophie's internship for a fashion designer turns into her designing her very first dress and strutting the catwalk during fashion week.

Viewer Mail
The family answers fan's e-mail questions and gives a behind the scenes look at their favorite scenes featuring never before seen footage.

Mommy Make-Over
Shannon and Tracy's original plan for a little nip and tuck becomes much more than either of them planned. Meanwhile, Gene gets stuck babysitting his friend's depressed, recently divorced sister and gets asked by Donald Trump to compete on "Celebrity Apprentice.

Gene the Apprentice
Shannon and Tracy end up getting many more procedures done than originally planned. While Gene is away in NY competing on "Celebrity Apprentice" they race to heal before he comes home. Meanwhile, Sophie and her cousin Emily decide to hire a nurse to take care of their moms and get much more than they bargained for.

Gene's Ego Trip
Fed up with Gene extolling his own virtues, Shannon and Tracy team up with Jeff Ross to plan a Roast for him. Will his ego survive?

Roasting of the Roast
Roastmaster Jeff Ross calls on his all-star comedian friends, including Lisa Lampanelli, Jim Norton, Paul Rodriguez, Ralphie May, Carrot Top and special guest Andrew Dice Clay to destroy Gene's ego and raise money for the Wounded Warriors Charity. Even Nick, Shannon and Aunt Tracy take shots at good ol' Gene.

Shannon to the Rescue
Fearing Tracy has run off to Hawaii to elope with her new man, Shannon drags Gene along hoping his well known views on marriage and commitment will convince them to do otherwise. Unfortunately for Shannon, Gene takes an instant liking to Tracy's boyfriend and now Shannon has two relationships to contend with.

Homeymoon at Last
In the wake of the Tracy elopement fiasco, Gene must make it up to Shannon and decides to give her the honeymoon this "Happily Unmarried" couple will officially never have.

Power Outage
Exhausted after surviving a grueling 24 hours aboard the aircraft carrier USS Nimitz, Gene uses the Officer skills he learned to babysit his 4-year-old nephews, Jake and Hunter.

Nick After Dark
Follow Nick's harrowing nocturnal adventures through Los Angeles as he pursues his brand new car...which just got towed!

South of the Border
With Gene and Shannon both committed elsewhere, Sophie convinces them to allow Nick to accompany her on a private-study trip to Mexico. Always the worried dad, Gene soon follows and Shannon is forced to rescue the kids from Gene's meddling ways.

Happy Birthday...to Whom?
Shannon and Tracy attend a surprise birthday party for a childhood friend only to realize they have no idea who she is.

Raw & Uncut
So much footage, so little time. Join the family as they present an entire episode of never before scene footage including complete stories and deleted scenes.

X-Gene
Gene courts a bizarre assortment of pro-riders in an attempt to find a spokesperson for his new snowboard apparel line.

Homesick
Gene surprises Shannon with a little piece of Canada to call her very own. Unfortunately, they are not the only tenants.
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