Horrible Histories - Season 3

Historical sketch show. Including an annoying French prankster from the Middle Ages, and what happens when Queen Elizabeth I needs the toilet.

Some medieval knights discover the most disgusting way to attack a castle and a Georgian goes shopping in a modern pet shop.

A confused World War I soldier spends his first day in the trenches and the Welsh women of Fishguard defeat a French invasion without even trying.

A modern detective tries to solve a series of murders in Emperor Caligula's house, King George IV meets his dead relatives and other historical hijinks.

A Welsh prince from the Middle Ages has a very stupid death, and Queen Cleopatra sings about her reputation as a femme fatale.

Henry VIII promotes his all meat, no vegetables diet plan, and Admiral Nelson confuses everyone with his last words.

Robert Walpole struggles to talk to England's German king and a Scottish sportsman attacks dead cows in the Highland Games.

Saxon king Ethelred the Unready suffers online bullying from the Vikings and the suffragettes set the record straight in song.

The Vikings launch an advert, Queen Elizabeth I surprises her court with some very odd laws and the Aztec priests sing their gruesome disco song.

First World War soldiers try some unusual ways to cure frostbite in the winter. Also, the not-at-all romantic movie starring William the Conqueror.

A pirate chef disgusts the judges of Historical Masterchef, and a Stone Age inventor appears on Dragons' Den.

Historical sketch show. The people of Strasbourg are afflicted with dance fever, and HHTV presenter Fearne Polyester reports from a bizarre Greek festival.

Historical sketch show. Savage Songs compilation featuring the hip-hop battle of the Celts, pop superstar Cleopatra, rock rebel William Wallace and the soulful suffragettes.