Hot in Cleveland - Season 5

Hot in Cleveland - Season 5

Season 5

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Episodes24
DatesMar 26, 2014 - Sep 10, 2014
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Episodes

Stayin' Alive
Season 5Episode 130 min

Stayin' Alive

After Victoria's husband, Emmet, escapes from prison, Victoria and the other women go to a hideout that Elka knows. When they arrive, they discover the hideout is not-so-secret and already occupied by other criminals.

Mar 26, 2014
Surprise!
Season 5Episode 230 min

Surprise!

Melanie shocks Alec with the news that she's pregnant; an FBI agent keeps an eye on the women in the wake of Emmet's disappearance; Joy learns that men now find her irresistible.

Apr 2, 2014
Dr. Who?
Season 5Episode 330 min

Dr. Who?

Joy's baby daddy Simon meets his son and grandson for the very first time as they pretend to be a happy family to get Wilbur into a prestigious pre-school. Melanie and Elka try to find the perfect doctor.

Apr 9, 2014
The Undead
Season 5Episode 430 min

The Undead

Elka throws a fake funeral for Victoria so she can join her husband in hiding. Her nemesis, Susan Lucci attends. Simon and Joy face a dilemma in their relationship.

Apr 16, 2014
Elka Takes a Lover
Season 5Episode 530 min

Elka Takes a Lover

On the eve of Victoria's big movie premiere, Emmy visits with some surprising news while Elka announces she's taken a younger lover.

Apr 23, 2014
Rusty Banks Rides Again
Season 5Episode 630 min

Rusty Banks Rides Again

Victoria wants to get nominated for an Oscar, so she gets her friends to convince Academy members to nominate her. Melanie is assigned a teen idol, Joy is assigned an indie darling, and Elka reunites with Roy.

Apr 30, 2014
The One with George Clooney
Season 5Episode 730 min

The One with George Clooney

The women attempt to adopt a dog but a shelter volunteer manages ruin their plans. Elka's relationships with Mamie and Roy take a surprising twist.

May 7, 2014
Brokeback Elka
Season 5Episode 830 min

Brokeback Elka

Melanie decides to use an illness so that she can get her hands on some tickets for a sold-out concert.

May 14, 2014
Bad George Clooney
Season 5Episode 930 min

Bad George Clooney

The ladies take their depressed puppy, George Clooney, to Dr. Deb, a pet therapist who has her own radio show. Dr. Deb blames the women for George's bad behavior and gives them assignments to better their lives and their dog's.

Jun 4, 2014
Bucket: We're Going to New York
Season 5Episode 1030 min

Bucket: We're Going to New York

Victoria resolves to come clean about something to her longtime friend, Maddie Banks, but gets cold feet in this KIRSTIE crossover episode. Melanie, Joy, and Elka cross things off their bucket lists.

Jun 11, 2014
Undercover Lovers
Season 5Episode 1130 min

Undercover Lovers

Joy and Bob pose as a undercover couple. Elka has a political disagreement.

Jun 18, 2014
I Just Met the Man I'm Going to Marry
Season 5Episode 1230 min

I Just Met the Man I'm Going to Marry

The women fly to Los Angeles to watch Victoria announce the Oscar nominations. Elka gets campaign advice from a statistics expert, Victoria has nerves over the unknown, and Joy meets the man she's going to marry.

Jun 25, 2014
People Feeding People
Season 5Episode 1330 min

People Feeding People

Elka needs Ross Barkley's endorsement for City Council so Melanie gets strong-armed into going on a date with him. Meanwhile, Joy hides her feelings for Mitch while he tries to get over Melanie.

Jul 2, 2014
Murder House
Season 5Episode 1430 min

Murder House

During a super storm, the ladies get stuck in the house with some unwanted guests: Victoria's island boyfriend, Melanie's downer friend and Joy's mother. Elka thinks the ghost of a murdered woman has come back, seeking revenge.

Jul 2, 2014
Playmates
Season 5Episode 1530 min

Playmates

The ladies are surprised by how they are portrayed in a play that was written and directed by Elka.

Jul 9, 2014
Auction Heroes
Season 5Episode 1630 min

Auction Heroes

Joy decides to finally tell Mitch how she feels but a handsome dating coach gets in the way. Victoria is surprisingly taken with a very Clevelandy screenwriter.

Jul 16, 2014
Straight Outta Cleveland
Season 5Episode 1730 min

Straight Outta Cleveland

Victoria gets a visit from the son she always forgets and Joy and Mitch debate their compatibility.

Jul 23, 2014
The Animated Episode
Season 5Episode 1830 min

The Animated Episode

In an animated episode, the women endure dodgy beauty treatments, zombies, and a Cleveland that still has LeBron.

Jul 30, 2014
Strange Bedfellows
Season 5Episode 1930 min

Strange Bedfellows

Things heat up between Victoria & J.J. and Melanie & Donald during Elka's City Council debate against Councilman Powell.

Aug 6, 2014
The Italian Job
Season 5Episode 2030 min

The Italian Job

The women go to Melanie's radio co-host for advice, making Melanie feel slighted; Victoria meets J.J.'s family.

Aug 13, 2014
Mystery Date: Oscar Edition
Season 5Episode 2130 min

Mystery Date: Oscar Edition

While deciding on who will be her "plus one" for the Oscars, Victoria must choose between Melanie and Joy, forcing the two to compete.

Aug 20, 2014
Win Win
Season 5Episode 2230 min

Win Win

Victoria is up for an Academy Award; Elka faces a City Council election; Melanie gets a visit from her mother.

Aug 27, 2014
Don Elka
Season 5Episode 2330 min

Don Elka

Simon sneaks back into Joy's life; Elka gets carried away with some new-found power.

Sep 3, 2014
The Bachelors
Season 5Episode 2430 min

The Bachelors

Every year, on their collective birthday, the women set each other up on blind dates.

Sep 10, 2014

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