How I Met Your Mother - Season 3

How I Met Your Mother - Season 3

Season 3

It's Season Three and the search for a soul mate has never been so wildly inappropriate! Thirty-year-old Ted is still looking for Miss Right, but his road to domestic bliss is improbably paved with punk rock girls, tattoos, adult video expos and an epic St. Patrick's Day bender. Meanwhile, as Marshall and Lily adjust to the quirks of married life, the outrageously incorrigible Barney commits a major violation of "The Bro Code." Plus, Season Three features a host of hilarious guest stars, including BRITNEY SPEARS, SARAH CHALKE (TV's Scrubs), ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, MANDY MOORE and supermodel HEIDI KLUM.
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Episodes20
DatesSep 24, 2007 - May 19, 2008
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Episodes

Wait for It
Season 3Episode 130 min

Wait for It

When Robin shows up with an Argentinean Adonis by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney and his performance is legen.wait for it.dary!

Sep 24, 2007
We're Not from Here
Season 3Episode 230 min

We're Not from Here

After seeing girls get weak in the knees over Robin's man, Gael, who's from Argentina, Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners, in order to meet chicks.

Oct 1, 2007
Third Wheel
Season 3Episode 330 min

Third Wheel

When two beautiful women show that they are both very attracted to Ted, they take the party to his place, where the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck doesn't always come in threes.

Oct 8, 2007
Little Boys
Season 3Episode 430 min

Little Boys

When "kid unfriendly" Robin surprisingly forms a bond with the young son of the guy she is dating, she decides it is too serious and must figure out a way to let the little guy down.

Oct 15, 2007
How I Met Everyone Else
Season 3Episode 530 min

How I Met Everyone Else

When Ted's new girl becomes jealous that the story of how he and his pals met is better than the story of how she and Ted met, her ranking on Barney's "crazy scale" skyrockets.

Oct 22, 2007
I'm Not That Guy
Season 3Episode 630 min

I'm Not That Guy

When a corporate law firm courts Marshall, lawyer Jeff Coatsworth wins him over, forcing him to let go of his dream of saving the earth in favor of the almighty dollar.

Oct 29, 2007
Dowisetrepla
Season 3Episode 730 min

Dowisetrepla

When Lily and Marshall decide to buy an apartment, not only do they make every mistake in the book, but Marshall also discovers Lily's dirty little financial secret when they apply for a loan.

Nov 5, 2007
Spoiler Alert
Season 3Episode 830 min

Spoiler Alert

When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful girl, the gang can't help but point out a deal-breaking flaw, eventually leading to a heated exchange of barbs among the group.

Nov 12, 2007
Slapsgiving
Season 3Episode 930 min

Slapsgiving

As Lily and Marshall host their first Thanksgiving as a married couple, Barney is tortured by the tick-tock of the slap bet countdown clock and the uncertainty of the exact moment the slap is going to be delivered.

Nov 19, 2007
The Yips
Season 3Episode 1030 min

The Yips

When Barney loses his "mojo," he attends the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show after-party to get himself back on track, but his smooth operating skills are put to the test when he meets supermodel Heidi Klum.

Nov 26, 2007
The Platinum Rule
Season 3Episode 1130 min

The Platinum Rule

When the gang finds out that Ted is taking his doctor on a date, they try to convince him, through examples of their own toxic experiences, why it's never a good idea to get into a relationship with someone you see on a regular basis.

Dec 10, 2007
No Tomorrow
Season 3Episode 1230 min

No Tomorrow

When Ted takes a page from Barney's book and lives like there's no tomorrow, he gets a post St. Patty's Day reality check from Marshall.

Mar 17, 2008
Ten Sessions
Season 3Episode 1330 min

Ten Sessions

Continuing his passionate quest to find the woman who will one day be his wife, Ted pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella. While Stella turns down his repeated efforts for a date, her office receptionist, Abby, becomes smitten with Ted.

Mar 24, 2008
The Bracket
Season 3Episode 1430 min

The Bracket

When Barney's love life is sabotaged by a mystery woman, he turns to tournament bracketology to narrow down the field of 64 women with the most cause to hate his guts.

Mar 31, 2008
The Chain of Screaming
Season 3Episode 1530 min

The Chain of Screaming

After Marshall is verbally emasculated by his boss, he struggles with the fact that taking a job with a "big bad" corporate law firm may have been a major mistake.

Apr 14, 2008
Sandcastles in the Sand
Season 3Episode 1630 min

Sandcastles in the Sand

When Robin rekindles things with an old flame, he crushes her again, but Barney, in his own inimitable style, helps her realize that she is awesome.

Apr 21, 2008
The Goat
Season 3Episode 1730 min

The Goat

When a guilt-ridden Barney breaks the "Bro Code," he struggles with the ramifications of his misstep.

Apr 28, 2008
Rebound Bro
Season 3Episode 1830 min

Rebound Bro

When Ted tells the gang Stella's intimate secret, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.

May 5, 2008
Everything Must Go
Season 3Episode 1930 min

Everything Must Go

When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.

May 12, 2008
Miracles
Season 3Episode 2030 min

Miracles

When Ted is in an accident, he re-evaluates his life and relationship with Stella.

May 19, 2008

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