How I Met Your Mother - Season 5

How I Met Your Mother - Season 5

Season 5

Suit up for the hilarious Season Five of How I Met Your Mother, the outrageous, Emmy®-nominated hit starring Neil Patrick Harris, Jason Segel and Alyson Hannigan! The show's funniest season to date is loaded with hook-ups, break-ups and the return of Slapsgiving — not to mention the hottest guest stars imaginable, including Jennifer Lopez, Carrie Underwood, Amanda Peet and Rachel Bilson. On the dating front, Barney and Robin take their relationship to the next level — before calling it off — and Ted meets the roommate of his future wife in this uproarious, modern-day love story told in reverse.
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Episodes24
DatesSep 21, 2009 - May 24, 2010
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Episodes

Definitions
Season 5Episode 130 min

Definitions

When the gang finds out that Barney and Robin are hesitant to define their relationship, Lily forces them to confront their biggest fear...becoming boyfriend/girlfriend. Meanwhile, Ted is anxious about teaching his first lecture at Columbia.

Sep 21, 2009
Double Date
Season 5Episode 230 min

Double Date

While on a blind date, Ted realizes this is actually his second first date with the same girl, and seven years later they still have nothing in common. Meanwhile, Barney takes Marshall out on the town, much to the dismay of Robin.

Sep 28, 2009
Robin 101
Season 5Episode 330 min

Robin 101

When Robin fears that Barney is cheating on her, she soon discovers that he is spending his evenings with Ted learning everything there is to know on how to date her.

Oct 5, 2009
The Sexless Innkeeper
Season 5Episode 430 min

The Sexless Innkeeper

When Lily and Marshall realize that Robin and Barney are the perfect double-date friends, they try too hard to impress and come on too strong, forcing Barney and Robin to try to break up with them.

Oct 12, 2009
Duel Citizenship
Season 5Episode 530 min

Duel Citizenship

While Barney tries to convince Robin to become an American citizen, Ted and Marshall's fabled road trip takes a wrong turn when Marshall invites Lily.

Oct 19, 2009
Bagpipes
Season 5Episode 630 min

Bagpipes

To prove that he and Robin are the perfect couple, Barney arrogantly gives relationship advice to Marshall, which results in a huge fight between Marshall and Lily.

Nov 2, 2009
The Rough Patch
Season 5Episode 730 min

The Rough Patch

After Barney and Robin hit a rough patch in their relationship, Lily devises the perfect plan to break them up, calling in help from Robin's famous friend, Alan Thicke.

Nov 9, 2009
The Playbook
Season 5Episode 830 min

The Playbook

When Robin and Barney break up, Barney pulls out all of his greatest tricks to get himself back into the dating scene.

Nov 16, 2009
Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
Season 5Episode 930 min

Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap

Barney freaks out when Marshall bequeaths a "slap bet" slap to Ted and Robin. Meanwhile, Lily's estranged father shows up for Thanksgiving.

Nov 23, 2009
The Window
Season 5Episode 1030 min

The Window

The gang tries to help Ted when the perfect girl is finally available, and Marshall takes action when he finds a letter written by his younger self.

Dec 7, 2009
Last Cigarette Ever
Season 5Episode 1130 min

Last Cigarette Ever

The gang struggles to quit smoking while Robin clashes with her new jaded co-worker.

Dec 14, 2009
Girls vs. Suits
Season 5Episode 1230 min

Girls vs. Suits

When Barney debates giving up wearing suits in order to land a hot bartender, his conflicted feelings lead to an amazingly awesome musical number. Meanwhile, Ted gets one step closer to meeting the future mother of his kids.

Jan 11, 2010
Jenkins
Season 5Episode 1330 min

Jenkins

When Lily refuses to believe that Jenkins, Marshall's attractive female colleague, kissed him, Marshall insists Jenkins tell Lily what really happened. Meanwhile, Robin finds out that a drinking game has been made up about her.

Jan 18, 2010
Perfect Week
Season 5Episode 1430 min

Perfect Week

When Barney is about to complete the perfect week - landing seven different girls in seven days - the gang roots him on in order to forget about their own miserable week.

Feb 1, 2010
Rabbit or Duck
Season 5Episode 1530 min

Rabbit or Duck

When Lily and Marshall forget to fix up Ted on a blind date for Valentine's Day, they use one of Barney's many discarded girls to see if they may become Ted's future wife. Meanwhile, Robin's obnoxious colleague invites her to a party at his apartment.

Feb 8, 2010
Hooked
Season 5Episode 1630 min

Hooked

When the gang tries to convince Ted that he is being strung along by Tiffany, they reflect about relationships where each of them has been in the same situation.

Mar 1, 2010
Of Course
Season 5Episode 1730 min

Of Course

When Robin confesses that she is still angry with Barney for the way he handled their break-up, she enlists the help of Anita, a self-help author who plans to beat Barney at his own game.

Mar 8, 2010
Say Cheese
Season 5Episode 1830 min

Say Cheese

When Ted ruins Lily's birthday dinner celebration by bringing a date, Lily goes to great lengths to keep her out of the traditional photo she takes every year of the gang.

Mar 22, 2010
Zoo or False
Season 5Episode 1930 min

Zoo or False

When Marshall gets mugged, Lily decides she wants to get a gun for protection, so Marshall comes up with a convoluted story about the mugging to deter Lily from following through.

Apr 12, 2010
Home Wreckers
Season 5Episode 2030 min

Home Wreckers

When Ted attends his mother's wedding, he is extremely disturbed by her overly affectionate relationship with her fiancé, which forces him to think about his own life and make an impulsive decision.

Apr 19, 2010
Twin Beds
Season 5Episode 2130 min

Twin Beds

When Ted and Barney jeopardize Robin's new relationship by professing their love for her, Robin realizes that she is finally over them. Meanwhile, after spending a weekend sleeping in twin beds, Marshall and Lily decide to get twin beds at home.

May 3, 2010
Robots vs. Wrestlers
Season 5Episode 2230 min

Robots vs. Wrestlers

When Ted, Marshall, Lily and Barney crash a highfalutin party at a swanky New York apartment, Ted gets the chance to mingle with the snooty guests and show off his intellectual side.

May 10, 2010
The Wedding Bride
Season 5Episode 2330 min

The Wedding Bride

When Ted takes a date to see a new hit movie, "The Wedding Bride," he is shocked to learn the story is loosely based on his life, and that it was written by Tony, the man Stella left him for at the altar.

May 17, 2010
Doppelgangers
Season 5Episode 2430 min

Doppelgangers

Marshall and Lily make a secret pact to start trying to have a baby if they ever finally see Barney's doppelganger. Meanwhile, Robin finally gets an offer for her dream job.

May 24, 2010

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