How NOT To Hire A Hitman - Season 1
Season 1
Episodes
Gym Buddies
An expensive new carpet, a suspect who may or may not be lying about ice skating, and a hitman who can't follow simple instructions.
Left at the Crime Scene
A once happy couple fresh off a bitter divorce, a mysterious late night phone call, and a hitman who just couldn't hold it.
Too Many Birds
An unhealthy obsession with exotic birds, a gruesome early morning discovery, and a hitman who accidentally confesses everything.
Freeloaders
A young couple about to be first-time parents, a trio of house guests who have long overstayed their welcome, and a hitman who maybe stole a car, or maybe didn't.
Paco
A couple's American Dream in shatters, a killer a little too close to home, and a hitman straight out of a movie.
Texas Snowstorm
A second chance at love for a May/December couple, a killer who tries too hard to be one step ahead of the police, and a hitman who really should have checked with his girlfriend before using her as an alibi.
Friendly Neighborhood
A neighborhood feud spiraling out of control, a vicious shooting caught on a home surveillance system, and a hitman who's never heard the phrase 'loose lips sink ships.'
Surveillance Feeds
A hidden marriage certificate, an open-ended job offer, and a hitman who forgets to follow his own advice.
Graduation
An elaborate plan years in the making, a hitman who smells like the crime scene, and a would-be killer who trusts one too many friends to do his dirty work.
By the Book
To-Do List
A difficult cold case, a suspect too cocky for his own good, and a hitman who's by the book.
Thee-Year Plan
While Frank and Nancy may have drifted apart in their marriage, they are still on solid ground. But when one of them is confronted by a gunman in their driveway while the other is away, police follow a money trail stretching back many years.
The Exes
New couple Leon and Valerie have one unfortunate thing in common, they both hate their exes. When Leon's ex-wife and Valerie's ex-husband are targeted for murder, it becomes a case of he said/she said. Who hired a hitman?
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