Kids Say the Darndest Things - Season 1

Kids Say the Darndest Things - Season 1

Season 1

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Episodes12
Datesoct. 6, 2019 - janv. 19, 2020
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Episodes

You're Famous, But You Ain't All That
Season 1Episode 160 min

You're Famous, But You Ain't All That

A panel of future rock princesses question Tiffany's friendship with one of their favorite musicians; two 6-year-olds discuss all the weird things grown-ups do; Tiffany convinces kids to film a commercial for a fake product.

oct. 6, 2019
Taylor Swift Is My Friend
Season 1Episode 260 min

Taylor Swift Is My Friend

Kids these days are mature beyond their years. This week, we meet a 3-year-old makeup artist, a 7-year-old with his own ball-cleaning business and a 10-year-old who helps Tiffany make nice with her ex-boyfriend. Over drinks in New York City, a trio of Shirley Temple-sipping girls give Tiffany advice about reconciling with an estranged friend, and the three Taylor Swift superfans from episode one are treated to the biggest surprise of their lives.

oct. 13, 2019
Dad, Plug Your Ears!
Season 1Episode 360 min

Dad, Plug Your Ears!

An 11-year-old aspiring comic; a 9-year-old yodeler; a fast-talking 7-year-old; Tiffany asks an 11-year-old to fire someone on her staff; a group of kids from Harlem teaches Tiffany how to double dutch.

oct. 20, 2019
Stick It to 'Em
Season 1Episode 460 min

Stick It to 'Em

This week's incredible kids include a pair of tight-lipped siblings, a remarkable pianist from Okinawa, Japan, and a trio of girls who give Tiffany tips about what to look for in a boyfriend. Additionally, budding comedian Evan from episode three returns to share some breaking news with Entertainment Tonight's Kevin Frazier.

oct. 27, 2019
Marriage Seems Like a Huge Commitment
Season 1Episode 560 min

Marriage Seems Like a Huge Commitment

Two youngsters fall in love at first sight; a 7-year-old pretends to speak multiple languages; an 8-year-old surfer who is very protective of crabs; a group of young string instrument virtuosos performs; a 9-year-old aspiring talk show host.

nov. 3, 2019
You've Been Lying to Your Momma?
Season 1Episode 660 min

You've Been Lying to Your Momma?

Kids come in all shapes, sizes and ages. This week, we meet some kids with slick dance moves, a germaphobe, a child whose age fluctuates according to the price of a kid's meal and a 10-year-old college student. Later, Tiffany meets a senior citizen who says the darndest things.

nov. 10, 2019
Turkey in Space
Season 1Episode 760 min

Turkey in Space

In a special Thanksgiving-themed episode, Tiffany shares her favorite Turkey Day traditions and films an infomercial for "Gobble Gobble Wrapping Paper" with kids who frantically gift wrap everything from Thanksgiving leftovers to a live turkey. Later, Tiffany and an 8-year-old girl pitch movie ideas to her big shot Hollywood director friend Jack McBrayer.

nov. 17, 2019
Could I Have a $20, Dad?
Season 1Episode 860 min

Could I Have a $20, Dad?

This week, we meet some adorable kids who discuss the pros and cons of having siblings, an 11-year-old aerialist phenom and some youngsters who are tasked with keeping an extremely exhausted Tiffany awake. Additionally, Tiffany is on carpool duty and finds herself in a precarious situation with the police.

déc. 8, 2019
Santa's Got a Six Pack
Season 1Episode 960 min

Santa's Got a Six Pack

On a special holiday episode, Tiffany chats with kids about their favorite holiday traditions. Later, Tiffany plays Santa's helper to find out who is on the "nice list" and celebrates an 8-year-old magician who proves that big tricks can come in small package.

déc. 22, 2019
She's Totally Not Ready
Season 1Episode 1060 min

She's Totally Not Ready

This week, Tiffany chats with a panel of sassy girls who give advice on dealing with boys, stuns a brilliant boy with her illogical ideas about traveling to the sun, and plays catch with an 8-year-old who happens to be the only girl on her baseball team. Later, a 10-year-old who poses as Tiffany is forced to make some tough business decisions on her behalf.

janv. 5, 2020
A Thousand Thumbs Up!
Season 1Episode 1160 min

A Thousand Thumbs Up!

This week, Brooklyn's youngest and toughest food critic goes on a culinary adventure at a Michelin star-rated restaurant; a group of kids break down the best way to eat pizza; and Tiffany goes toe-to-toe with a young chess player. Later, an aspiring entomologist shows off her cockroach collection, and a virtual assistant named Tiff stirs up trouble with some rebellious young boys.

janv. 12, 2020
My Work Is Done
Season 1Episode 1260 min

My Work Is Done

Host Tiffany Haddish takes a look back at some of the most LOL moments of the season. Also, 7-year-old aspiring FBI agent Clark gets a crash course in forensic science, interrogation, handcuffing and more at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Virginia, on the season finale of "Kids Say the Darndest Things."

janv. 19, 2020

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