Love Thy Neighbour - Season 3

When Eddie has to 'toe the Party line', it's more to do with the GPO than politics. Forced to share his telephone line with Bill and Barbie, it doesn't take long for Eddie to get his wires crossed. When he overhears Bill talking about a plan to hi-jack him, Eddie fears for his life and runs to the police for protection.

"Keeping up with the Reynolds'" is starting to prove difficult for Eddie, especially when Bill rolls out his newly acquired status symbol. Not to be out done, Eddie invests in an automobile of his own, but it's not just the car that ends up on the scrap heap.

Eddie returns from holiday to find that somebody has commandeered his seat in the Lion and Lamb! Not only that, but the Co-op has been transformed into the Taj Mahal Emporium. With rumours that Fortnum and Mason's is about to become a Curry Centre, Eddie decides enough is enough. Something has to be done.

It's time for the showdown between Eddie's "Snowflakes" and Bill's "Sambos". Maple Terrace braces itself for war! Will Eddie keep the Lion and Lamb white? Will Bill use black magic? Will Jacko ever buy a round?

Out of the frying pan and into the fire! Having escaped the wives for the evening, Eddie and Bill find themselves trapped in a lift with Arthur and Jacko and no sign of rescue. Nerves start to fray but who will crack first?

With the news that the Reynolds household will soon be numbering three and with Bill bragging about "ringing the bell", Eddie devises a plan to prove his manhood. Brace yourself for a master class in seduction.