Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Season 5

Season 5

Episodes

Warrior of the Lost World
Greek muscleman begins 12 labors, saves the princess.

Hercules
An anonymous warrior on a supersonic cycle saves a girl and her father from a tyrant

Swamp Diamonds
The movie that the crew is going to be forced to watch is preceded by a old educational short film about dating, then escapees and policewoman need geologist in bayou.

Secret Agent Super Dragon
A drug czar sells students spiked sweets.

The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
Soviet Sinbad seeks bird of happiness for the poor.

Eegah
A prehistoric man abducts a teenage singer's girlfriend.

I Accuse My Parents
Judge cites parental neglect in case of teen up for murder.

Operation Double 007
Operation Double 007 spoofs James Bond flicks.

The Girl In Lovers' Lane
A drifter is blamed for a sweet young thing's murder, but the village idiot confesses.

The Painted Hills
Lassie avenges its gold-miner master.

The Gunslinger
A Texas marshal's widow faces a saloonkeeper and her hired gun.

Mitchell
A detective hunts drug dealers and falls for a call girl.

The Brain That Wouldn't Die
Mike, Crow and Tom Servo are forced to watch a movie about a surgeon who wants to put his fiancee's head on a model's body. On the invention exchange, the Satellite of Loves crew invents a special type of umbrella.

Teen-Age Strangler
There's a high-school killer on the loose.

The Wild World of Batwoman
Bat Woman confronts evil Doctor Neon.

Alien From L.A.
Mousy girl finds Atlantis and becomes beautiful.

The Beginning of the End
Crops thrive on irradiated soil; so do grasshoppers.

The Atomic Brain
A mad doctor makes two zombies and a cat woman.

Outlaw
A 20th-century professor and his sidekicks fight a high priest on a desert planet.

Radar Secret Service
Federal agent and pal track uranium-ore hijackers with radar.

Santa Claus
Santa and Merlin save kids from the devil.

Teen-Age Crime Wave
Teens eat boy genius's food, grow big and bad.

Village of the Giants

12 to the Moon
An astronaut takes international scientists to the moon, where they have a chilly reception.
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