Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Season 3

Season 3

Episodes

Guide to: New Grade & Dodgeball
Ned and Moze have new attitudes as they enter the eighth grade, while Cookie gains a new appreciation for Lisa Zemo. Later, Ned's dodgeball team faces off against bully Loomer and his secret weapon.

Guide to: Reading & Principals
Ned avoids his school reading assignments; Cookie tries to join Moze's girls-only book club. Also, the kids are desperate to keep Vice Principal Crubbs from taking over the retiring principal Pal's job.

Guide to: Popularity & Stressin' Out
The friends cope with stress in their lives. Ned is uneasy about Suzie's new beau; Cookie feels under pressure when his status as the smartest kid in school comes under threat; Moze worries about everything.

Guide to: Art Class & Lost and Found
Art class finds Ned inadvertently drawing a naked lady, while Moze's photographs cause embarrassment, and Cookie receives praise for his creations. Later, Ned and Moze both have their eyes on a pair of expensive sneakers in the lost-and-found; and Cookie panics over losing a voice recorder.

Guide to: Halloween & Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, and Zombies
Principal Pal gives Ned, Moze and Cookie six hours to plan a scary Halloween party, which they do, but perhaps their haunted hallway is a little too frightening. Later, Ned has a nightmare, in which he is a vampire, Moze is a ghost and Cookie is a werewolf, and all of them still are plagued with school-related problems.

Guide to: Social Studies & Embarrassment
The kids are paired up for social-studies class, and Cookie is stuck with loony Evelyn, while jealous feelings arise when Ned picks Suzie over Moze. Later, the friends cope with embarrassing situations.

Guide to: The Bus & Bad Hair Days
Ned's on a mission to keep Suzie from reading an embarrassing love letter; and Moze goes out of her way to sit next to her newest crush on the school bus, which Cookie has missed. Also, Ned attempts to sneak out of school to get a haircut; Moze gets a new hairdo; and Cookie grows a mustache.

Guide to: Dismissal & The School Play
Suzie moves her stuff into Ned's locker, and Cookie shares an accidental kiss with Evelyn. Later, the friends take part in a school play.

Guide to: Revenge & School Records
The kids deal with feelings of revenge. Later, Ned is shocked to discover that his record in middle school will matter in high school; Moze tries to make a name for herself in sports; and Cookie struggles to keep his perfect attendance intact.

Guide to: Volunteering & The Library
The kids try volunteering. Ned helps out an an old-age home, while Moze and Loomer make repairs at the school. Also: Ned and Cookie try to bust a book-stealing ring at the library.

Guide to: Hallways & Friends Moving
Ned becomes a hall monitor. Later, he and Moze try to come up with a way for their friend who's moving to stay.

Guide to: Boys & Girls
Ned stops writing the guide after Suzie moves away, so Cookie tries to cheer him up. Later, Ned looks for a new girlfriend with Moze's help, while Cookie goes undercover dressed as girl.

Guide to: Cell Phones & Woodshop
Ned and Suzie are at odds after a bad phone call, while Moze has trouble with her new phone. Later, Ned thinks he may like Moze, who is busy with a secret project, while Cookie does battle with a power saw.

Guide to: Getting Organized & Extra Credit
Moze and Cookie organize a rally against the vice principal; Ned tries to use one extra-credit project for four different classes; Cookie gets a credit card; Moze builds a huge volcano for a school project.

Guide to: Fundraising & Competition
Cookie and Ned attempt to raise money with a school fund-raiser, but their debt keeps growing; Ned enters a social-studies competition, while Moze worries she's lost her competitive edge.

Guide to: Making New Friends & Positives & Negatives
Ned and Cookie make new friends; Moze wants a shopping pal. Next, Ned tries to cheer up the most negative kid in school, Moze is disappointed by Faymen's kisses and Cookie uses static electricity.

Guide to: Money & Parties
Ned tries to raise money to buy tickets to a rock concert. Later, he takes Missy to a party, but he tries to get rid of her when Suzie shows up.

Guide to: Spring Fever & School Newspaper
Spring Fever takes over as Ned tries to skip class and Moze starts spring cleaning. Later, Ned and Moze investigate a school scandal and Cookie starts a horoscope column.

Guide to: Health & Jealousy
Ned wants to get rid of Missy, so he asks Moze on a pretend date; Cookie also pretends to have someone special, hoping to make Lisa jealous. Later, Moze purloins the CPR dummy to be cleaned, but Cookie mistakes it for Faymen when it falls out the window.

Guide to: Tests & When You Like Someone Who is Going Out with Someone Else
Ned has three big tests on the same day, but Moze has a different one in mind: she tests him and Faymen to see which is the better boyfriend. Next, Cookie figures out how to get Lisa to himself and Moze figures out who she likes best.
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