Newhart - Season 1

Season 1
Episodes

In the Beginning...

Mrs. Newton's Body Lies A'Mould'ring in the Grave

Hail to the Councilman

Shall We Gather at the River?
After Joanna falls through the ice at the River Day Festival, she blames Dick for all the bad things in her life.

This Probably is Condemned
The Minuteman is shut down, so Dick and the gang try to help Kirk bring it up to code.

No Tigers at the Circus
Dick gets extremely depressed after he finds out that the Stratford Inn cannot be declared a historic landmark.

The Perfect Match
Kirk is upset when Leslie's high school sweetheart returns from exotic travels and asks for her hand in marriage.

Some are Born Writers...Others Have Writers Thrust Upon Them
Dick reads the work of an aspiring writer, and praises it to avoid hurting her feelings; the writer's husband decides to quit his job so that she can write full time, and Dick tries to find her an agent before they run out of money.

No Room at the Inn
Kirk tries to keep 24 guests who have been snowed-in on Christmas Eve entertained while Dick tries to find somewhere for Joseph to stay with his pregnant wife.

The Senator's Wife Was Indiscreet
A US senator's wife holds a press conference at the inn to announce that she is divorcing her husband because he is inattentive.

Sprained Dreams
Leslie's dream of being a skier is jeopardized after Dick falls on her.

The Way We Thought We Were
George is disappointed to find that an old flame is nothing like he remembers.

The Visitors
Dick and Joanna are upset when their friends come to visit and treat them as innkeepers.

What is This Thing Called Lust?
Leslie's cousin comes to visit before her wedding, and finds she is attracted to Kirk.

Breakfast Theater
Manny Silver visits and reminds Dick that he was the one who started his writing career.

Ricky Nelson, Up Your Nose
Dick and Joanna help out at the café when Kirk has to go to the hospital.

A View from the Bench
Dick, Kirk and George go to Boston to see a Celtics game, but Dick loses his pass.

The Boy Who Cried Goat
Kirk's café is robbed, but his insurance company refuses to believe his claim.

Heaven Knows Mr. Utley
George claims to have spotted a UFO and becomes the laughingstock of the town.

You're Homebody 'til Somebody Loves You
Joanna takes a job at a travel agency after Dick insults her by calling her a homebody.

Grandma, What a Big Mouth You Have
Kirk finally gets a date with Leslie, but his grandmother visits on the same night.

I Enjoy Being a Guy
Dick tries to make amends with Chester and Jim after he beats them at golf.
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