Open House - Season 1

Season 1

Episodes

Pilot (a.k.a. Fish Out of Water)
Ted and Linda both suck up to the boss on a fishing trip; Laura lands a job catering for Juan Verdez Real Estate.

Scenes from an Office Marriage
Mr. Green becomes sick of Ted and Linda's continuous quarrels, so he sends them to a marriage counselor.

Going for Broker
Laura's marriage to Ben ended, so she decides to become a realtor. Also, new boss Roger McSwain notices a large discrepancy in the books and grills the staff to find the embezzler.

Whodunnit?
Mr. McSwain threatens to fire Laura if she doesn't unload a house, so Linda and Ted intervene to ensure her first sale.

Second Honeymoon Anyone?
Richard and Linda are fighting, so Ted and Laura trick them into going to a hotel in hopes that the quarreling couple will reconcile.

Dome Sweet Dome
When Ted and Linda go into the remote woods to assess a dome house, they wind up stranded with a bear at the door.

Let's Get Physicals
When the staff gets physical examinations, Linda decides to play a prank on Ted by switching his medical records.

Married Without Children
Ted's domineering mother arrives and assumes he's married to Linda, who reluctantly agrees to partake in the ruse.

Torn Between Two Houses
After six months of house hunting, Dave becomes fed up with Ted and turns to Linda to find him a home. Meanwhile, Margo finally loses her virginity.

Murder He Wrote
Laura discovers Ted's creepy new client is a maniac who murders pushy real estate agents.

In Vegas ... With Showgirls! (1)
When the gang heads to Las Vegas for a real estate convention, Margo masquerades as a princess, Mr. McSwain schmoozes with showgirls, Laura gets hooked on the slot machines, Linda and Richard flaunt their wealth, and Ted temporarily becomes a high roller but loses it all.

In Vegas ... With Showgirls! (2)
To evade an angry casino owner, Ted, Linda, and Richard dress up like Las Vegas showgirls.

Parade of Homes
Everyone is eager to host the firm's new TV show, but Linda is particularly miffed when Mr. McSwain gives the job to Geneva.

Bye, Bye Boris
Margo's coworkers reluctantly offer support when her beloved cat dies, which includes not only a funeral but a seance.

Who Framed Roger McSwain?
Linda, Laura, and Margo learn that Mr. McSwain's new fiancée has made a habit of marrying men for their money.

An Unmarried Woman
Ted's the only one who knows that Richard left Linda for a stewardess named Pippy, so he tries to prevent her from making a fool of herself at her anniversary party.

The Bad Seed
No one has the nerve to tell Mr. McSwain that his visiting daughter is an out of control nymphomaniac.

Lost Weekend
The ladies find themselves on-board a cruise for mourners, so they try to spin the situation. Meanwhile, Ted is tortured by his nemesis at a war games weekend.

Dumbstruck
Ted becomes jealous when Linda starts dating an attractive, immature young man.

Brother, Can You Spare a Grand?
Margo's slick brother arrives to con her coworkers, but he unknowingly makes his own sister one of his marks.

New Kid in Town
When McSwain hires a teenager, the staff initially thinks it's a joke, but they soon realize that the boy's a legitimate threat.

The Real Estate Thing
Ted becomes jealous believing Evan is dating Linda, but in reality, she's being courted for a business partnership.

The Roast
Ted's 10th anniversary celebration turns into a wake when his plane vanishes.

First Impression
Scott's birthday party is teeming with celebrity impersonators. Ted and Linda pursue a romance.
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