Open House - Season 1

Open House - Season 1

Season 1

Network
Episodes24
DatesAug 27, 1989 - May 6, 1990

Episodes

Pilot (a.k.a. Fish Out of Water)
Season 1Episode 130 min

Pilot (a.k.a. Fish Out of Water)

Ted and Linda both suck up to the boss on a fishing trip; Laura lands a job catering for Juan Verdez Real Estate.

Aug 27, 1989
Scenes from an Office Marriage
Season 1Episode 230 min

Scenes from an Office Marriage

Mr. Green becomes sick of Ted and Linda's continuous quarrels, so he sends them to a marriage counselor.

Sep 3, 1989
Going for Broker
Season 1Episode 330 min

Going for Broker

Laura's marriage to Ben ended, so she decides to become a realtor. Also, new boss Roger McSwain notices a large discrepancy in the books and grills the staff to find the embezzler.

Sep 10, 1989
Whodunnit?
Season 1Episode 430 min

Whodunnit?

Mr. McSwain threatens to fire Laura if she doesn't unload a house, so Linda and Ted intervene to ensure her first sale.

Sep 17, 1989
Second Honeymoon Anyone?
Season 1Episode 530 min

Second Honeymoon Anyone?

Richard and Linda are fighting, so Ted and Laura trick them into going to a hotel in hopes that the quarreling couple will reconcile.

Sep 24, 1989
Dome Sweet Dome
Season 1Episode 630 min

Dome Sweet Dome

When Ted and Linda go into the remote woods to assess a dome house, they wind up stranded with a bear at the door.

Oct 1, 1989
Let's Get Physicals
Season 1Episode 730 min

Let's Get Physicals

When the staff gets physical examinations, Linda decides to play a prank on Ted by switching his medical records.

Oct 8, 1989
Married Without Children
Season 1Episode 830 min

Married Without Children

Ted's domineering mother arrives and assumes he's married to Linda, who reluctantly agrees to partake in the ruse.

Oct 22, 1989
Torn Between Two Houses
Season 1Episode 930 min

Torn Between Two Houses

After six months of house hunting, Dave becomes fed up with Ted and turns to Linda to find him a home. Meanwhile, Margo finally loses her virginity.

Oct 29, 1989
Murder He Wrote
Season 1Episode 1030 min

Murder He Wrote

Laura discovers Ted's creepy new client is a maniac who murders pushy real estate agents.

Nov 5, 1989
In Vegas ... With Showgirls! (1)
Season 1Episode 1130 min

In Vegas ... With Showgirls! (1)

When the gang heads to Las Vegas for a real estate convention, Margo masquerades as a princess, Mr. McSwain schmoozes with showgirls, Laura gets hooked on the slot machines, Linda and Richard flaunt their wealth, and Ted temporarily becomes a high roller but loses it all.

Nov 12, 1989
In Vegas ... With Showgirls! (2)
Season 1Episode 1230 min

In Vegas ... With Showgirls! (2)

To evade an angry casino owner, Ted, Linda, and Richard dress up like Las Vegas showgirls.

Nov 19, 1989
Parade of Homes
Season 1Episode 1330 min

Parade of Homes

Everyone is eager to host the firm's new TV show, but Linda is particularly miffed when Mr. McSwain gives the job to Geneva.

Nov 26, 1989
Bye, Bye Boris
Season 1Episode 1430 min

Bye, Bye Boris

Margo's coworkers reluctantly offer support when her beloved cat dies, which includes not only a funeral but a seance.

Jan 7, 1990
Who Framed Roger McSwain?
Season 1Episode 1530 min

Who Framed Roger McSwain?

Linda, Laura, and Margo learn that Mr. McSwain's new fiancée has made a habit of marrying men for their money.

Jan 14, 1990
An Unmarried Woman
Season 1Episode 1630 min

An Unmarried Woman

Ted's the only one who knows that Richard left Linda for a stewardess named Pippy, so he tries to prevent her from making a fool of herself at her anniversary party.

Feb 4, 1990
The Bad Seed
Season 1Episode 1730 min

The Bad Seed

No one has the nerve to tell Mr. McSwain that his visiting daughter is an out of control nymphomaniac.

Feb 11, 1990
Lost Weekend
Season 1Episode 1830 min

Lost Weekend

The ladies find themselves on-board a cruise for mourners, so they try to spin the situation. Meanwhile, Ted is tortured by his nemesis at a war games weekend.

Feb 18, 1990
Dumbstruck
Season 1Episode 1930 min

Dumbstruck

Ted becomes jealous when Linda starts dating an attractive, immature young man.

Feb 25, 1990
Brother, Can You Spare a Grand?
Season 1Episode 2030 min

Brother, Can You Spare a Grand?

Margo's slick brother arrives to con her coworkers, but he unknowingly makes his own sister one of his marks.

Mar 18, 1990
New Kid in Town
Season 1Episode 2130 min

New Kid in Town

When McSwain hires a teenager, the staff initially thinks it's a joke, but they soon realize that the boy's a legitimate threat.

Apr 1, 1990
The Real Estate Thing
Season 1Episode 2230 min

The Real Estate Thing

Ted becomes jealous believing Evan is dating Linda, but in reality, she's being courted for a business partnership.

Apr 8, 1990
The Roast
Season 1Episode 2330 min

The Roast

Ted's 10th anniversary celebration turns into a wake when his plane vanishes.

Apr 29, 1990
First Impression
Season 1Episode 2430 min

First Impression

Scott's birthday party is teeming with celebrity impersonators. Ted and Linda pursue a romance.

May 6, 1990

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