Roseanne - Season 2

Roseanne - Season 2

Season 2

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Episodes24
DatesSep 12, 1989 - May 8, 1990
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Episodes

Inherit the Wind
Season 2Episode 130 min

Inherit the Wind

Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.

Sep 12, 1989
The Little Sister
Season 2Episode 230 min

The Little Sister

Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.

Sep 19, 1989
Guilt by Disassociation
Season 2Episode 330 min

Guilt by Disassociation

Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.

Sep 26, 1989
Somebody Stole My Gal
Season 2Episode 430 min

Somebody Stole My Gal

After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship.

Oct 3, 1989
House of Grown-Ups
Season 2Episode 530 min

House of Grown-Ups

Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.

Oct 10, 1989
Five of a Kind
Season 2Episode 630 min

Five of a Kind

A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.

Oct 24, 1989
BOO!
Season 2Episode 730 min

BOO!

The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.

Oct 31, 1989
Sweet Dreams
Season 2Episode 830 min

Sweet Dreams

Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.

Nov 7, 1989
We Gather Together
Season 2Episode 930 min

We Gather Together

On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.

Nov 21, 1989
Brain-Dead Poets Society
Season 2Episode 1030 min

Brain-Dead Poets Society

Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.

Nov 28, 1989
Lobocop
Season 2Episode 1130 min

Lobocop

When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.

Dec 5, 1989
No Talking
Season 2Episode 1230 min

No Talking

Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.

Dec 12, 1989
Chicken Hearts
Season 2Episode 1330 min

Chicken Hearts

Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.

Jan 2, 1990
One for the Road
Season 2Episode 1430 min

One for the Road

When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.

Jan 9, 1990
An Officer and a Gentleman
Season 2Episode 1530 min

An Officer and a Gentleman

When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.

Jan 23, 1990
Born to Be Wild
Season 2Episode 1630 min

Born to Be Wild

Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.

Jan 30, 1990
Hair
Season 2Episode 1730 min

Hair

Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.

Feb 6, 1990
I'm Hungry
Season 2Episode 1830 min

I'm Hungry

Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.

Feb 13, 1990
All of Me
Season 2Episode 1930 min

All of Me

Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.

Feb 20, 1990
To Tell the Truth
Season 2Episode 2030 min

To Tell the Truth

Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.

Feb 27, 1990
Fender Bender
Season 2Episode 2130 min

Fender Bender

Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.

Mar 20, 1990
April Fool's Day
Season 2Episode 2230 min

April Fool's Day

On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.

Apr 10, 1990
Fathers and Daughters
Season 2Episode 2330 min

Fathers and Daughters

In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.

May 1, 1990
Happy Birthday
Season 2Episode 2430 min

Happy Birthday

Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.

May 8, 1990

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