Rules of Engagement - Season 3

Rules of Engagement - Season 3

Season 3

The third season of the American television comedy series Rules of Engagement premiered as a mid-season entry on March 2, 2009 and concluded on May 18, 2009. It consists of 13 episodes, each running approximately 22 minutes in length. CBS broadcast the third season at 9:30 pm in the United States.
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Episodes13
DatesMar 2, 2009 - May 18, 2009
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Episodes

Russell's Secret
Season 3Episode 130 min

Russell's Secret

In the third-season opener, Audrey learns Russell is a closet Broadway-musical fan, and she uses the knowledge to blackmail him for theater tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer take dance lessons.

Mar 2, 2009
Voluntary Commitment
Season 3Episode 230 min

Voluntary Commitment

Russell uncharacteristically hires a male assistant, but finds there are advantages. Meanwhile, Audrey volunteers to read to the elderly.

Mar 9, 2009
Jeff's New Friend
Season 3Episode 330 min

Jeff's New Friend

Jeff makes a new friend (Orlando Jones) at the gym and is surprised when Audrey tells him that his new friend is gay. Meanwhile, Russell suspects that the woman he's dating is his daughter.

Mar 16, 2009
Dad's Visit
Season 3Episode 430 min

Dad's Visit

Jeff's chauvinist father (Brian Dennehy) visits and sprains his ankle, extending his stay much longer than Audrey would like. Elsewhere, Russell's one-night stand won't leave his place.

Mar 23, 2009
Lyin' King
Season 3Episode 530 min

Lyin' King

Jeff and Audrey lie to get out of Jennifer and Adam's dinner party in favor of a better bash. Russell also attends the happening party, where he offends the wrong person---former NFL player Jerry Rice (appearing as himself).

Mar 30, 2009
Poaching Timmy
Season 3Episode 630 min

Poaching Timmy

Timmy and Audrey conspire when Timmy tires of Russell's demands and Audrey wants to dump her incompetent assistant. Meanwhile, Jeff thinks he can help the Giants win by re-creating conditions that led to a previous victory.

Apr 13, 2009
Old Timer's Day
Season 3Episode 730 min

Old Timer's Day

After being ridiculed for dozing off during a movie, Jeff asks Audrey to watch him play softball to prove he's still young.

Apr 20, 2009
Twice
Season 3Episode 830 min

Twice

Audrey announces at work that she's pregnant, hoping her colleagues will give her special treatment.

Apr 27, 2009
The Challenge
Season 3Episode 930 min

The Challenge

Russell challenges the guys to a contest determining who has it easier when it comes to convincing their respective partners to have sex.

May 4, 2009
Family Style
Season 3Episode 1030 min

Family Style

Jeff and Audrey go to a restaurant with Brad and Jackie, and Jeff's put out when Jackie helps himself to Jeff's meal, but Audrey insists that Jeff be silent on the matter; and Russell dates a psychiatrist.

May 11, 2009
May Divorce Be with You
Season 3Episode 1130 min

May Divorce Be with You

Jeff and Audrey invite their friend Steve, who's having marital problems, to stay with them, but the situation soon turns awkward when Steve becomes a bit too touchy-feely.

May 13, 2009
House Money
Season 3Episode 1230 min

House Money

Audrey persuades cheap Jeff to spend money he made from a car sale and do something exciting, but she ends up regretting that she talked him into the decision.

May 18, 2009
Sex Toy Story
Season 3Episode 1330 min

Sex Toy Story

In the third-season finale, Jeff starts to wonder if he and Audrey are missing something in their sex life.

May 18, 2009

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