Seinfeld - Season 9

Season 9
Episodes

The Butter Shave
Kramer discovers the amazing yet unknown uses of butter, but accidentally fries himself after using it as sunscreen.

The Voice
George's colleagues try to force him to leave. Jerry makes fun of his girlfriend's bellybutton. Kramer hires an intern. Elaine gets back together with David Puddy.

The Serenity Now
Jerry opens up his feelings. Elaine is getting hit on by the Jews. Kramer gets a screen door. George helps his father sell computers.

The Blood
Jerry's parents hire their friend Izzy Mandelbaum to become Jerry's personal trainer while George decides to associate food and television with his love life.

The Junk Mail
Kramer is annoyed with the catalogs he keeps getting in the mail. Elaine falls in love with a guy because of his smile. George's parents are avoiding him. Jerry can't find it in his heart to reject a gift from an old school friend.

The Merv Griffin Show
George runs over a flock of pigeons. Jerry's new girlfriend has a toy collection. A new co-worker is freaking Elaine out. Kramer rebuilds the set of the Merv Griffin Show in his apartment.

The Slicer
Elaine borrows Kramer's meat slicer to feed her neighbor's cat while George tries to hide his not-so-great past from his new boss.

The Betrayal
The gang goes to a wedding in India in this special episode told in reverse. Meanwhile, Kramer uses his superstition to try to make sure he won't drop dead.

The Apology
Jerry dates a nudist, and George seeks an apology from an old friend.

The Strike
Jerry goes out with a woman who is beautiful one day and ugly the next. Kramer goes back to work at H&H Bagels. George makes up a charity. Elaine gives a fake number to a man.

The Dealership
Jerry looks to buy a new car from Elaine's boyfriend. George tries to find a snack. Kramer test drives a car.

The Reverse Peephole
Elaine is embarrassed by Puddy's fur coat. Kramer tries to keep Newman from getting evicted. George carries everything in his wallet. Jerry is through with wallets.

The Cartoon
Sally Weaver makes fun of Jerry. George's new girlfriend looks just like Jerry. Kramer takes a vow of silence. Elaine gets a job drawing cartoons for the New Yorker.

The Strongbox
George's new girlfriend refuses to break up with him. Jerry doesn't help out a neighbor. Elaine's new boyfriend is poor. Kramer tries to find a good place to hide his key for his strongbox.

The Wizard
Jerry goes down to Florida for his father's birthday. George tries to avoid Susan's parents. Elaine can't figure out her new boyfriend's nationality. Kramer decides to retire.

The Burning
Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. George wants everyone at work to like him.

The Bookstore
George is forced to buy a book he brought into the bathroom. Jerry finds out that his Uncle Leo is a shop lifter. Elaine doesn't want to be known as the office skank. Kramer and Newman start a Hong Kong rickshaw business.

The Frogger
George tries to acquire an old Frogger machine on which he's held the top score since high school.

The Maid
Jerry winds up dating the maid he hired, and she starts to slack off on her duties.

The Puerto Rican Day
Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine get stuck in standstill traffic due to the massive Puerto Rican Day Parade.

The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))
Just as the four are about to go to the movies, Jerry looks back on the past nine years with the audience.

The Clip Show (2) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (2))
Just as the four are about to go to the movies, Jerry looks back on the past nine years with the audience.

The Finale (1)
After George and Jerry land a production deal with NBC, the four head out for Paris on NBC's private plane and are waylaid in a small Massachusetts town.

The Finale (2)
After George and Jerry land a production deal with NBC, the four head out for Paris on NBC's private plane and are waylaid in a small Massachusetts town.
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