Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy - Season 1
Season 1
Network
Episodes50
DatesSep 10, 2008 - May 12, 2009
Episodes
Season 1Episode 12 min
Super Mario Rescues the Princess
Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
Sep 10, 2008
Season 1Episode 22 min
A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid
A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
Sep 10, 2008
Season 1Episode 32 min
Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney
Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
Sep 15, 2008
Season 1Episode 42 min
Adopted
Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.
Sep 21, 2008
Season 1Episode 52 min
A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.
Sep 29, 2008
Season 1Episode 62 min
Two Ducks Watch 'Meet the Parents'
Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
Oct 3, 2008
Season 1Episode 72 min
A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.
Oct 13, 2008
Season 1Episode 82 min
Cat Staff Meeting
A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.
Oct 19, 2008
Season 1Episode 92 min
Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster
Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
Oct 26, 2008
Season 1Episode 102 min
Marital Troubles
A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
Nov 2, 2008
Season 1Episode 112 min
Jeff Goldblum Wafers
Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
Nov 9, 2008
Season 1Episode 122 min
Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve
Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
Dec 22, 2008
Season 1Episode 132 min
The Frog Prince
The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.
Dec 30, 2008
Season 1Episode 142 min
Monkeys Talk About Religion
A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
Jan 6, 2009
Season 1Episode 152 min
Mountain Climber
A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.
Jan 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 162 min
Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past
Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.
Jan 18, 2009
Season 1Episode 172 min
Mad Cow Disease
A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.
Jan 27, 2009
Season 1Episode 182 min
The Bartender Says...
Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
Feb 5, 2009
Season 1Episode 192 min
Backstage with Bob Dylan
Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
Feb 17, 2009
Season 1Episode 202 min
Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.
Feb 24, 2009
Season 1Episode 212 min
Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
Apr 21, 2009
Season 1Episode 222 min
Things You Never Hear
This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
Apr 23, 2009
Season 1Episode 232 min
A Trip to the Psychiatrist
A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 242 min
First AIDS Victim
A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 252 min
Name That Animal Penis!
A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 262 min
Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die
Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question; "What do I do now?"
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 272 min
Sex with...
A showcase of sexual moments, which include...
Mr. Sulu
A Folk Singer
A Necrophiliac
A Trapeze Artist
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 282 min
A Fat Guy Working Out
A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 292 min
The Gay Knight
A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 301 min
A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement
A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 311 min
Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit
Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 321 min
Stuck in a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey
A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 331 min
Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies Into Their Sports Car
Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 341 min
He Who Lives in a Glass House...
A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 351 min
Sex with... 2
Another showcase of sexual moments, which include...
Dick Cheney
Gilbert Gottfried
A Midget
Optimus Prime
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 361 min
Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision
Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 371 min
The Wizard of Oz Adjusted for Reality
When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 381 min
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
To have sexual relations with your mother.
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 391 min
Sex with... 3
The final showcase of sexual moments, which include...
A U.S. Senator
A Tube Of Toothpaste
A Redneck
A Sheep
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 401 min
Dirty Vaudeville
Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 411 min
Fat Jesus
Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 421 min
Dracula Meets Magic Johnson
Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 431 min
The Sneeze Throw-Up
Exactly what it says on the tin...
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 441 min
The Settlers' First Attempt to Buy Manhattan from the Indians
Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 451 min
Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds
The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 461 min
Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately
Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 471 min
Small Talk with Aunt Helen
Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 481 min
Marie Antoinette's Notepad
We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 491 min
Sheep Shearing
A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.
May 12, 2009
Season 1Episode 501 min
What Happens If You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave
A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.
May 12, 2009
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