Simon - Season 1

Season 1
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Simon lands a job as a TV programmer after he meets the curmudgeonly millionaire who owns the network.

Simon Goes on a Date
Confusion is on the menu when Libby and Simon go on a dinner date. Meanwhile, Carl stops clowning around and finds a job---selling balloons.

Simon Gets a Butler
Simon has the winning hand during a round of poker with Duke, who runs out of money and wagers his butler, Fran.

Simon Gets Carl a Job
Carl gets a job as a hot-dog vendor, but winds up deeper in the hole when the cart is destroyed and the owner demands payment.

Simon's Ship Comes In
Carl thinks his ship has come in when he wins a sweepstakes---but the wind is taken out of his sails when the prize is only a boat.

Simon Says Surprise!
Mitch is depressed when everyone forgets his birthday, until Simon shows him that he has a wonderful life.

Simon Has Faulty Pants
Simon marries an immigrant woman who loses her job at a clothing manufacturer after he complains about her work on his new pair of pants.

Simon Plays Carnegie Hall
At Carnegie Hall, Simon is mistaken for a pianist and somehow strikes a chord with the packed house, which includes Mitch and the date he's trying to impress.

Simon Hunts a Rat
Carl smells a rat when he's bitten by a rodent, and he goes searching for the building's landlord. Trouble is, Carl has met the slumlord before---and he's Duke.

Simon and the She-Devil
Carl makes the mistake of taking his brother along to evict a deadbeat tenant ---a sexy vixen who bedevils Simon.

Simon Saves a Restaurant
Simon cooks up a slogan for his favorite restaurant, which is about to go under unless business picks up.

You Can Run from Christmas But You Can't Hide
Simon and Carl think they've found the perfect Christmas gift for Duke: an original movie poster from "Barbarella." Trouble is, Duke's not at all Fonda Jane.

Simon Kicks Ass
Simon takes the bully by the horns and agrees to fight a burly delivery man who starts trouble at the office.

Simon Takes the Helm
Duke takes a holiday and puts Simon at the helm of the network, where he must steer the company from a corporate takeover.

Simon Sinks the Putts
Mitch can't play the fair way when he and Carl wager a month's salary on a round of golf.

Simon Gets the Goal
When Duke gives Simon and Carl $1 million to invest, they buy a hockey team. But the puck stops with Simon when he must play in the championship game.

Simon Night Fever
Carl's smitten by a new employee; that is, until he meets Libby's former college roommate, who's in town visiting.

Simon Makes the Split

Simon Looks a Gift Horse in the Mouth

Simon Saves Tinky Town

Simon Goes to the Dogs
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