Son of the Beach - Season 1

Son of the Beach - Season 1

Season 1

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Episodes13
DatesMar 14, 2000 - Sep 12, 2000
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Episodes

With Sex You Get Eggroll
Season 1Episode 130 min

With Sex You Get Eggroll

The Mayor wants Head Lifeguard Notch Johnson out of Malibu Adjacent, and she's recruited Kimberlee Clark to join his squad and get the low-down on him by wearing a mini-camera. She thinks that her work is done when Notch decides to bust enslaved girls from a whore house from the inside, by posing as a customer. If the slavers don't get Notch, the Mayor's video will. Or will Kimberlee help Notch to save the day?
Mar 14, 2000
Silence of the Clams
Season 1Episode 230 min

Silence of the Clams

A unpopular girl, doesn't have a date for ""Clamapolooza"" in a end party for the college students spring break. She starts to polute the beach to close this event.
Mar 21, 2000
In the G-Hetto
Season 1Episode 330 min

In the G-Hetto

When Jamaica is blackmailed into running drugs for a gangsta, Notch insists upon taking her place as the "mule". After all, who else can swallow 13 cocaine-filled condoms and then swim two miles? Also, Chip enters the Mr. Pec pageant. The Mayor's a judge, and she's got a guaranteed way for Chip to win.
Mar 28, 2000
Love, Native-American Style
Season 1Episode 430 min

Love, Native-American Style

Notch is distraught when his step-father, local Indian Chief Pokemon, passes on, and a local casino developer convinces the Kahonee Tribe to construct a casino on their land. Although the deal's crooked, Notch is no Indian giver, and he seeks a legal way to halt construction. Also, Chip's South American relatives need money, so Chip moonlights as a male stripper.
Apr 4, 2000
Two Thongs Don't Make a Right
Season 1Episode 530 min

Two Thongs Don't Make a Right

When Little Peter Gozinya disappears on the beach, Notch and the gang mobilize to find him. And also mobilize to repeal the Mayor's ban on thong bikinis. Which effort will prove successful?
Apr 11, 2000
Fanny and the Professor
Season 1Episode 630 min

Fanny and the Professor

The Mayor with help from The Professor, plot to take over Notch's job and the beach with three beautiful robot lifeguards.
Apr 18, 2000
Eat My Muffin
Season 1Episode 730 min

Eat My Muffin

When BJ muffs a save, she goes into an identity crisis and ends up in the care of The Divine Rod, who runs a home for lost women. And runs a web-site where people pay to watch the women, and Rod, um, ""treating"" them. Under Notch's direction, Kimberlee infiltrates the cult and snatches it's secret: psychotropic-drug-laced bran muffins. Realizing that BJ is under someone else's control, the bran muffins move Notch into action. Meanwhile, the Tetherball Invitational Tournament is in town, and the Mayor's bet that the gang can win.
Aug 1, 2000
Miso Honei
Season 1Episode 830 min

Miso Honei

When the world's most dangerous tsunami, Miso Honei, is detected rushing at Malibu Adjacent, the Mayor senses a media event and tries to get Notch to surf it. He refuses until the Mayor grants a parole to the only other surfer capable of surviving the wave, Adolf Manson. Manson's bad boy image wows Malibu Adjacent's impressionable children. Will Notch jump on Miso Honei for the kids and ride it safely to shore? Also, Chip and B.J. fall in love and decide to quit the force.
Aug 8, 2000
South of Her Border
Season 1Episode 930 min

South of Her Border

When Notch and the girls travel to the South American nation of Humidor to stop a military coup, they end up in prison instead. The shackles aren't so bad, but the all-bean diet? Ai, ai, ai. Can they escape in time to stop the coup? While the others are gone, Chip runs a junior lifeguard program.
Aug 15, 2000
Day of the Jackass
Season 1Episode 1030 min

Day of the Jackass

Notch sneaks into a peace meeting between China and Africa at Malibu Adjacent to stop Captain Enteneille from an assassination attempt. Also, Jamaica falls for, and gets engaged to, an African prince.

Aug 22, 2000
A Star is Boned
Season 1Episode 1130 min

A Star is Boned

The glamour of Hollywood is hitting the beaches of Malibu Adjacent: the fabulous stars, the adoring crowds, the death threats. Notch Johnson joins the case when actress Regina Streep is almost killed on his beach. Can Notch find the assailant before they grab Regina? Also, Jamaica runs a bachelor auction.
Aug 29, 2000
Attack of the Cocktopuss
Season 1Episode 1230 min

Attack of the Cocktopuss

When the Cocktopuss sets shores on the beach, the mayor wants it as another wonder of the world. Chip sings for a rock band.
Sep 5, 2000
Mario Putzo's The Last Dong
Season 1Episode 1330 min

Mario Putzo's The Last Dong

Vinnie Fellachio returns to terrorizes the beach. Chip's sister, Ava Rommel visits him, and puts the moves on B.J.
Sep 12, 2000

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