South Park - Season 13

South Park - Season 13

Season 13

Join Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle as they save the economy, the whales, and a bunch of dead celebrities all while discovering the joys of Fish Sticks. For them, it's all part of growing up in South Park
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Episodes14
DatesMar 11, 2009 - Nov 18, 2009
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Episodes

The Ring
Season 13Episode 130 min

The Ring

In the 13th-season premiere, Kenny gets less than he bargained for when he takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert.

Mar 11, 2009
The Coon
Season 13Episode 230 min

The Coon

Rival vigilantes battle for supremacy as crime-fighting icons of the town.

Mar 18, 2009
Margaritaville
Season 13Episode 330 min

Margaritaville

Randy's solution to fix the economy finds enthusiastic support in the community and revolutionizes the way people live their lives.

Mar 25, 2009
Eat, Pray, Queef
Season 13Episode 430 min

Eat, Pray, Queef

An April Fools' joke goes bad, inspiring fear and fury among the boys.

Apr 1, 2009
Fishsticks
Season 13Episode 530 min

Fishsticks

Cartman helps Jimmy with a comedy routine that becomes the sensation of the year until it's time to take credit for the joke.

Apr 8, 2009
Pinewood Derby
Season 13Episode 630 min

Pinewood Derby

Randy pulls out all the stops to make sure that Stan wins first place in the annual Pinewood Derby

Apr 15, 2009
Fatbeard
Season 13Episode 730 min

Fatbeard

Buoyed by news of pirates in Somalia, Cartman hatches a plan to run away to live the life of a buccaneer.

Apr 22, 2009
Dead Celebrities
Season 13Episode 830 min

Dead Celebrities

Kyle seeks help from paranormal experts when his little brother is haunted by ghosts.

Oct 7, 2009
Butters' Bottom Bitch
Season 13Episode 930 min

Butters' Bottom Bitch

Butters hopes his first kiss will put an end to his friends' ridicule.

Oct 14, 2009
W.T.F.
Season 13Episode 1030 min

W.T.F.

The boys aspire to be professional wrestlers after seeing their first match live.

Oct 21, 2009
Whale Whores
Season 13Episode 1130 min

Whale Whores

Stan vows to save the dolphins after a family visit to an aquarium in Denver on his birthday is marred by a mass slaughter of aquatic mammals.

Oct 28, 2009
The F Word
Season 13Episode 1230 min

The F Word

The boys take action when a motorcycle festival takes over the town.

Nov 4, 2009
Dances with Smurfs
Season 13Episode 1330 min

Dances with Smurfs

Cartman is selected to read the morning announcements at school, but he turns the forum into a bully pulpit to unleash criticism of the student-body president.

Nov 11, 2009
Pee
Season 13Episode 1430 min

Pee

In the 13th-season finale, the boys' trip to a local water park comes with apocalyptic overtones.

Nov 18, 2009

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