South Park - Season 9

South Park - Season 9

Season 9

Join Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as they deal with the perceived dangers of global warming, a certain actor's sexuality is questioned, and the Pope arrives to witness a religious miracle. For them, it’s all part of growing up in South Park!
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Episodes14
DatesMar 9, 2005 - Dec 7, 2005
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Episodes

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Season 9Episode 130 min

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

In the season 9 premiere, Mr. Garrison looks to become a woman, and Kyle works in improving his basketball skills.

Mar 9, 2005
Die Hippie, Die
Season 9Episode 230 min

Die Hippie, Die

Hippies, the bane of Cartman's existence, threaten to overrun South Park when they plan a weeklong music festival in town.

Mar 16, 2005
Wing
Season 9Episode 330 min

Wing

Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle become talent agents with one client.

Mar 23, 2005
Best Friends Forever
Season 9Episode 430 min

Best Friends Forever

Kenny is able to purchase a gaming device that's been sold out, straining his friendship with Cartman.

Mar 30, 2005
The Losing Edge
Season 9Episode 530 min

The Losing Edge

The boys become bored with baseball after a long winning streak.

Apr 6, 2005
The Death of Eric Cartman
Season 9Episode 630 min

The Death of Eric Cartman

Butters believes he can talk to the dead.

Apr 13, 2005
Erection Day
Season 9Episode 730 min

Erection Day

Jimmy has trouble controlling his hormones right before the big talent show.

Apr 20, 2005
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
Season 9Episode 830 min

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

The town of Beaverton is flooded when a mammoth beaver dam breaks. Is global warming to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know for sure.

Oct 19, 2005
Marjorine
Season 9Episode 930 min

Marjorine

The boys decide to fake Butters' death and resurrect him as a girl.

Oct 26, 2005
Follow That Egg
Season 9Episode 1030 min

Follow That Egg

Townsfolk rally against gay marriage, especially Mr. Garrison, whose ex Mr. Slave plans to wed Big Gay Al.

Nov 2, 2005
Ginger Kids
Season 9Episode 1130 min

Ginger Kids

Ostracized for his appearance because of a case of "gingervitus," Cartman goes on a campaign against discrimination.

Nov 9, 2005
Trapped in the Closet
Season 9Episode 1230 min

Trapped in the Closet

Religious leaders think Stan is the "Golden Child," prompting believers to camp in front of his house.

Nov 16, 2005
Free Willzyx
Season 9Episode 1330 min

Free Willzyx

Kyle bonds with a marine-park whale and gets the boys to help try to return the creature to its family.

Nov 30, 2005
Bloody Mary
Season 9Episode 1430 min

Bloody Mary

After his drunken-driving arrest, Stan's dad believes a visit to a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary will cure his drinking problem.

Dec 7, 2005

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