Squidbillies - Season 3

Season 3

Episodes

Webnecks
Rusty opens up a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons.

Beast Implants
Granny indulges in the ultimate spa experience.

Tween Stream
Perverts need love. Rusty delivers.

Wing Nut
Early's DNA is finally put to good use.

Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
Rusty's soul is a pawn in the endgame between good and evil.

Earth Worst
The squids fail to learn a valuable lesson about conservation.

The Good One
Lil's disregard for birth control provides a lifelong friend for Early.

Sharif
Smelling youthful and sexy comes at a heavy price.

Condition: Demolition!
Pedal meets metal and windshield meets Rusty.

The Appalachain Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
A study of the migrations and libations of the ignorant redneck land squid.

The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
Sheriff investigates the origins of fire, and its role in the burning of the squids' house.

Tuscaloosa Dumpling
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and sex is first place.

Armageddon It On!
The greatest story ever told. About cartoon squids.

Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
An intimate look at one of history's most intriguing figures, presented in glorious English.

Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
The Squids stalk Georgia's rarest bird because the TV box told them to.

An Officer and a Dental Dam
Granny's on the prowl for love, Confederate style.

The Okaleechee Dam Jam
Drought is a disease. David Allan Coe is the cure.

Pile M for Murder
Dan Halen tries his hand at human sacrifice.

Mud Days and Cornfused
A pointless and moronic tale of the dangers of going green.

Krystal, Light
Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.
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