strongbad_email.exe - Season 1
Season 1
Episodes
some kinda robot
Strong Bad answers an email from Abdi LaRue from San Diego, California, who asks if Strong Bad takes off his mask and boxing gloves before he goes to bed.
homsar
A misspelling of "Homestar" leaves Strong Bad to introduce us to, and attempt to kill Homsar.
butt IQ
Tyler asks Strong Bad how you can tell if someone has a stupid butt. Strong Bad explains the concept of the Transitive Butt Property.
homestar hair
Instead of a regular message, Strong Bad receives a Hairstyle Runner design.
making out
"Kissless in Santa Rosa" asks Strong Bad how to have her boyfriend make out with her.
depressio
Anthony thinks Strong Sad is dumb and a crappy guy and wants Strong Bad to deliver the message.
halloweener
Ben wants to know how to make a Strong Bad Halloween costume. Strong Bad gives some instructions while Homestar models.
brianrietta
Strong Bad gets hit on, and it's not quite what he expected.
i love you
Strong Bad receives a "love letter" from "fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf".
trevor the vampire
Strong Bad shows his emotional side in this touching email when he laments over the apparent death of Trevor (the vampire), showing just how truly fragile he is.
i rule
When Mike wonders why Strong Bad doesn't rule the world, or at least some kind of field, Strong Bad brings Strong Badia to the public eye for the first time.
credit car
Strong Bad gets a phishing email trying to trick him into giving out his credit card information, but he knows just what to do with it.
i she be
Strong Bad receives an email saying "i she be your girlfriend." Then he makes fun of the author and forwards the email to The Cheat.
duck pond
Ron Kiwi asks Strong Bad what his thoughts are on feeding the ducks.
the basics
T.J. asks Strong Bad what some of his tricks are, and he replies with a list of the basics.
band names
Dan asks Strong Bad for advice on a name for his new band.
studying
Roy asks Strong Bad what to do about his girlfriend, who keeps interrupting him while he's studying.
stand-up
Joe P. asks Strong Bad if he has ever done any stand-up comedy.
tape-leg
Nicolas asks if Strong Bad's legs are made of tape.
spring cleaning
Strong Bad does some spring cleaning by deleting several emails.
cartoon
Geroge writes in to ask Strong Bad to do a cartoon with only him in it, with voiceover commentary. Strong Bad teaches a valuable lesson; "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad."
sb_email 22
Strong Bad is asked by Mark from England what he thinks of the English. It's a disaster in the making.
little animal
Ashley and Anthony ask what Strong Bad would do if a little animal came up to him.
the bird
Phylo D asks how hard it is for Strong Bad to flip someone off with boxing gloves on.
super powers
Aaron C. asks if the blue diamond on Strong Bad's head is the source of all his super powers.
CGNU
Margo asks how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University.
3 wishes
Brandon Hofer asks Strong Bad what his second wish would be if he had three wishes.
1 step ahead
Alex thinks it would be funny if Strong Sad's hands were glued to his face. Choose-your-own-venture action ensues!
superhero name
Stiny asks why Strong Bad's name doesn't end in "man".
12:00
Cory Dewey-Smith wants to know how to get his VCR to stop blinking 12:00.
sugarbob
Strong Bad sets out to convince Daniel's girlfriend that she doesn't have a chance with him. Strong Bad, that is.
flag day
Pablo wishes Strong Bad a happy Flag Day.
gimmicks
The beginning of the end of the Tandy 400: Mike W. misses the days when Strong Bad would answer emails without some sort of gimmick. Then, the computer explodes.
weird dream
Since the Tandy 400 is incapacitated, Strong Bad uses The Cheat's computer, Tangerine Dreams, to answer an email. Marie asks him about his weirdest dream.
sisters
The Tandy 400 is back from the accident in gimmicks. This time, Ali and her sister tell Strong Bad that they think he is cute, but the computer appears to be still malfunctioning and the email gets... DELETED!!
guitar
Derek asks Strong Bad if he can play the guitar.
dullard
Strong Bad gives some helpful advice on how to deal with the office dullard.
helium
Shack wants to know what Strong Bad sounds like under the influence of helium.
property of ones
Strong Bad talks about Cold Ones, with a few tweaks at standard algebra.
vacation
Strong Bad takes a vacation and writes postcards from the places he visits.
invisibility
Tandy 400 is dead and gone, for behold: The Compy 386! A spectacle of graphics and sound. Meanwhile, Strong Bad discovers being invisible really isn't worth it.
action figure
Kyle Rechsteiner asks Strong Bad what he would look like as an action figure.
little questions
Strong Bad receives a very clear and concise email from Viklas, and responds in kind.
lures & jigs
Strong Bad gets asked about the lures and jigs he uses when fishing.
techno
Strong Bad composes his own techno music.
your friends
Andrew writes in to tell Strong Bad that he likes it best when he harms his friends. So, naturally, Strong Bad goes out and harms his friends in numerous ways.
new hands
Strong Bad gets asked about what he would replace his hands with if they were cut off at the wrist.
ghosts
Strong Bad gives the ol' kingdom a thorough ghost check.
theme party
The president of a fraternity invites Strong Bad to a theme party and asks him to think of a theme for it.
50 emails
In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad tries to answer 50 emails, only to have Homestar unwittingly screw it up.
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