strongbad_email.exe - Season 5
Season 5
Episodes
boring (really)
Callie asks if it ever gets boring where Strong Bad lives. He answers the question a bit too well.
modeling
Strong Bad is encouraged to become a model.
bottom 10
Strong Bad tells us his "bottom 10".
record book
Strong Bad gathers records for Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records.
lady...ing
Strong Bad goes back five or six years to the first email he ever answered to show how he gave advice on lady...ing.
geddup noise
We learn of the latest sensation that's sweeping the nation: The Geddup Noise.
bedtime story
Strong Bad explains how he helps The Cheat go to bed at night.
space program
We learn of Strong Badia's space program, SBASAF.
portrait
Strong Bad tries to make a portrait of himself.
high school
Patrick asks Strong Bad about his younger years.
death metal
Strong Bad instructs viewers on how to make an awesome death metal song.
secret identity
Chris from Laramie, Wyoming, asks Strong Bad if he has any secret identities. Strong Bad discusses several options.
technology
Strong Bad makes an introduction to technology for middle school students.
narrator
Strong Bad dramatically narrates other people's lives.
myths & legends
Strong Bad recounts the legendary myth of the Bear Holding a Shark.
pop-up
Strong Bad shows off his own Strong Bad pop-up book.
lady fan
Strong Bad tries to impress an emailer's new lady fan.
disconnected
Strong Bad imagines his head disconnecting from his body.
candy product
Strong Bad gets his own candy product called "SBLOUNSKCHED!".
alternate universe
In this, his sesquicentenn-email, Strong Bad constructs an alternate universe portal with the help of The Cheat and visits alternate realities, along with many of his doppelgängers, while Homestar tries to make a real fruit smoothie.
senior prom
The King of Town gets his very own quite popular cartoon show! Strong Bad crashes a senior prom, only to have it backfire on him.
isp
Gary from the UK asks about Strong Bad's ISP.
redesign
Strong Bad considers redesigning the "No Loafing" sign and painting his computer room.
keep cool
Strong Bad explains how he keeps cool in the summer.
theme song
Strong Bad explains why his email show doesn't have an official theme song.
road trip
Strong Bad and The Cheat go on a road trip. Or more accurately, a car trip. Or even more accurately, a car.
trading cards
Strong Bad shows us several examples of character trading cards.
cliffhangers
Strong Bad resolves three cliffhangers, and is then confronted by "sweet lady irony".
retirement
The Lappy-nappers are revealed! Can Strong Bad save his beloved fold-em-up computer?
coloring
Strong Bad discusses crayon colors and stumbles upon Marzipan's cult, er, "classroom".
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