Svetlana - Season 2

Svetlana - Season 2

Season 2

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DatesApr 27, 2011 - Jul 13, 2011
Previous Season

Episodes

Me Love You a Decent Amount of Time
Season 2Episode 130 min

Me Love You a Decent Amount of Time

An Asian brothel opens in the immediate neighborhood and draws many of Svetlana's clients away. While Svetlana fights back, her gay friend Jared investigates Vlad to determine his true sexual orientation.
Apr 27, 2011
Narnia
Season 2Episode 230 min

Narnia

After Eddie frames Svetlana for Phil's murder, she faces "five to life" in prison—and has trouble readjusting to civilian life after she's paroled. (Note: This episode ends with a music video entitled "Hos Before Bros," featuring music by Keith Atkins and lyrics by Kyle Perzanoski.)
May 4, 2011
Water-Board Certified
Season 2Episode 330 min

Water-Board Certified

Vlad is abducted by government officials and waterboarded while Svetlana tries to get rid of a negligible amount of belly weight gain.
May 11, 2011
Amerimorphation
Season 2Episode 430 min

Amerimorphation

Svetlana pretends to be an all-American in order to become part of a documentary on American entrepreneurs.
May 18, 2011
Corkage Fee
Season 2Episode 530 min

Corkage Fee

Svetlana turns to a plastic surgeon after her previous breast augmentation suffers a rupture. Meanwhile, Vlad makes a disastrous attempt at male prostitution. (Note: This episode features Iris Bahr in a secondary role as Sandy, a snide receptionist.)
May 25, 2011
Mom! Dad!
Season 2Episode 630 min

Mom! Dad!

Liam's disapproving parents threaten to ruin her wedding to Marina, which Svetlana is busy trying to organize.
Jun 1, 2011
Milking It
Season 2Episode 730 min

Milking It

When Natasha expresses a desire to adopt a baby, Svetlana calls in a favor and arranges to have a Haitian infant delivered to the house. However, when Tomas arrives, he isn't exactly what Svetlana was anticipating.
Jun 8, 2011
Cookies And Cream
Season 2Episode 830 min

Cookies And Cream

While taking out the trash, Vlad meets a pretty neighbor, Phoebe (Wendi McLendon-Covey), and immediately dumps Svetlana for her.
Jun 15, 2011
Outta Here Like Vladimir
Season 2Episode 930 min

Outta Here Like Vladimir

Svetlana, in despair, marries Vivek, an Indian man, and is trying everything to become a good housewife. Meanwhile, Vlad finds it harder and harder to cope with his new girlfriend's nymphomaniacal tendencies.
Jun 22, 2011
Yearning For Zionism
Season 2Episode 1030 min

Yearning For Zionism

Svetlana tries to prevent Vlad from pimping Natasha on the streets in the middle of the night—and ends up brainwashed by a religious cult.
Jun 29, 2011
Bringing Up Baby
Season 2Episode 1130 min

Bringing Up Baby

When Marina and Liam announce their desire for a baby, Svetlana goes looking for a suitable sperm donor.
Jul 6, 2011
Look It!
Season 2Episode 1230 min

Look It!

An exterminator contaminates the brothel with poison spray and the family goes on their first ever camping trip to get fresh air.
Jul 13, 2011

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