Teachers - Season 3

Teachers - Season 3

Season 3

With Simon gone, Brian and Kurt turn to his replacement for advice—the suave and morally-flexible Matt. But married Matt is much more interested in his own affairs, and it falls upon new biology teacher Lindsay to help them out. Lindsay’s funny, frank, down-to-earth and, most importantly, she’s fat—an essential safety feature for an agony aunt that ensures Brian and Kurt won’t end up fancying her. Probably.
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Episodes13
DatesAug 6, 2003 - Oct 29, 2003
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Episodes

Episode One
Season 3Episode 150 min

Episode One

A new teacher, Lindsay, arrives at the school and Brian finds himself getting along with her exceptionally well - until Kurt points something out to him.
Aug 6, 2003
Episode Two
Season 3Episode 250 min

Episode Two

Penny's self-obsession and self-pity have reached dizzying new heights. She's driving everyone insane - everyone who's still talking to her, anyway. Bored to tears with listening to Penny's moaning, Lindsay finally cracks.
Aug 13, 2003
Episode Three
Season 3Episode 350 min

Episode Three

Kurt resolves to give up smoking when he meets a woman at a parents evening. However, can the lure of sex be enough of an incentive to give up?
Aug 20, 2003
Episode Four
Season 3Episode 450 min

Episode Four

Thrown out of his own house so his wife can move her new young boyfriend in, Bob's life is in tatters. He's been reduced to setting up home in his office, his clothes are decaying on his back, he's barely coping with his job and there's a lingering odour hanging around him that even showers in the school gym can't shift. For the first time in her hard-hearted life, Liz looks at this dishevelled wreck and takes pity on him.
Aug 27, 2003
Episode Five
Season 3Episode 550 min

Episode Five

Lindsay's about to be 30 and that's fine by her. Fine, that is, until everyone else helpfully points out that 30 is in fact very old. Her life as she knows it is practically over. Lindsay's is thrown into turmoil. What's the best way to handle being 30, grow old with grace and start acting your age, or to go completely the other way?
Sep 3, 2003
Episode Six
Season 3Episode 650 min

Episode Six

With half the staff signed off with stress and the other half becoming even more stressed as a result, Clare assigns each staff member a stress partner - which seems to suit Matt and Lindsay very well, to Penny's chagrin.
Sep 10, 2003
Episode Seven
Season 3Episode 750 min

Episode Seven

Something sinister is in the air. Lindsay is the first to notice a bearded stranger lurking by the school's perimeter fence, but it turns out he may not be a stranger after all.
Sep 17, 2003
Episode Eight
Season 3Episode 850 min

Episode Eight

The English department is left without a head when Bob is taken in for emergency surgery, and Clare decides that Matt is the ideal choice to act as Bob's replacement. An unwilling Matt steps up, reassuring Penny and Simon that he has no intention of being a boss.
Sep 24, 2003
Episode Nine
Season 3Episode 950 min

Episode Nine

In the pub, the teachers all start to get depressed that not one of them is in a functional relationship when Liz points out the obvious; Brian and Kurt are clearly as good as married. They live together, work together, and go out together, it's the perfect relationship.
Oct 1, 2003
Episode Ten
Season 3Episode 1050 min

Episode Ten

Lindsay is in trouble. Students have complained about her, parents have complained about her and not taking those complaints seriously has resulted in a formal warning. Desperate to keep her job, radical action is needed. She's going to transform herself into `super-teacher' - with a bit of help from unlikely guru Bob.
Oct 8, 2003
Episode Eleven
Season 3Episode 1150 min

Episode Eleven

Brian's obsessed with dinner lady Eileen, and when she asks him out, he realises that he has no idea about how to talk to or interact with women socially. Suddenly Brian realises that he doesn't have a clue how to behave - what are you supposed to talk to women about?
Oct 15, 2003
Episode Twelve
Season 3Episode 1250 min

Episode Twelve

When Brian and Kurt race each other to school, Kurt's desire to win results in injury. Brian's attempts to administer first aid only serve to make things worse and Kurt ends up in a wheelchair. Embarrassed, helpless, and most of all furious, Kurt is absolutely determined that if he has to suffer then Brian's going to suffer too.
Oct 22, 2003
Episode Thirteen
Season 3Episode 1350 min

Episode Thirteen

There's definitely something in the air: Penny's started a new romance, Clare's getting frisky, and in a drunken moment Matt and Lindsay find themselves snogging. Completely shocked with themselves, there's only one thing to do; pretend it never happened.
Oct 29, 2003

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