The Andy Griffith Show - Season 5

Opie Taylor develops a crush on his teacher, who also happens to be his father's girlfriend.

A campaign to fatten and stretch Barney Fife gets underway when it becomes apparent he doesn't match up to Civil Service physical requirements.

Aunt Bee invites relatives to Mayberry for a visit but they quickly wear out their welcome.

Ernest T. Bass (Howard Morris) goes back to school when his girl demands it.

Andy has his misgivings when Aunt Bee's old beau shows up in Mayberry and tries to win her over again.

Barney Fife buys a bloodhound to aid in Mayberry law enforcement.

Barney and Thelma Lou have a lovers' quarrel. Andy tries to help but only succeeds in getting caught in the middle.

Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after being threatened with bodily harm if he's ever caught without it on.

Opie almost becomes $50 richer after finding a change purse.

Andy goes to Raleigh for a job interview and chaos prevails in Mayberry with Barney Fife as acting sheriff.

When Aunt Bee snags the starring role in the Mayberry Centennial Pageant, Andy and Opie become neglected at home.

Opie's an unwilling participant when he's betrothed to marry a mountain family's daughter.

Andy and Helen are supposed to have a day off but are continually interrupted at their secluded picnic spot by Barney Fife asking questions about his duties.

Barney Fife demonstrates gypsy fortune telling to Opie and then Opie's wishes seem to begin to come true.

Otis slips and falls in jail and is convinced by a lawyer that he should sue the county.

Barney Fife decides to dabble in real estate as a side job. He tries to get the sheriff to put his house up for sale.

Goober dismantles a car in the sheriff's office.

Otis (Hal Smith) rides into Mayberry on a cow under the impression it is a horse.

Barney Fife believes he's hexed when several accidents happen after he fails to continue a "lucky" chain letter.

Andy and Barney think they'll have some privacy with their girlfriends after Goober finds a girl of his own. But they discover Goober favors triple dates.

Barney runs for sheriff when Andy seems lined up for another job. Andy's job falls through and he becomes a write-in candidate for re-election.

Barney finds $250,000 in cash from a bank robbery and decides to capture the robber himself.

Andy's reputation brings a proposal from a Hollywood writer that he star in a television series as a sheriff without a gun.

Andy's girlfriend becomes jealous when a pretty friend of the family stays at the Taylor home.

Barney divides Mayberry into two hostile camps when he finds that an old assault case was never resolved.

Opie becomes a newspaper publisher and proceeds to put out a scandal sheet and distributes free samples.

Aunt Bee invents a beau. When she's pressed for a name she names the butter and egg man who is married.

Two fast girls from Mt. Pilot get a speeding ticket and enjoy the attention they get from the law officers.

Comedian Don Rickles guest stars as Newton Monroe, an itinerant peddler who seems unable to do anything right.

Deputy Barney Fife helps Opie with his schoolwork, using a teaching method all his own.

Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival, not realizing that the carnival shooting gallery is crooked.

Jerry Van Dyke, brother of Dick Van Dyke guest stars as a carnival's destitute banjo player. He also proves to be an inept lawman when he is hired in Barney's Fife's absence.