The Bob Newhart Show - Season 5

Season 5
Episodes

Enter Mrs. Peeper
The Peeper returns yet again, this time with a new wife.

Caged Fury
Emily accidentally gets herself and Bob trapped in the basement storage locker while they're preparing for their Bicentennial party.

Some of My Best Friends Are...
Bob has to handle the prejudice in his group when Mr. Plager comes out as gay.

Still Crazy After All These Years
The Hartleys take a vacation. In their absence, Howard undergoes a crash psychological program that changes his entire personality.

The Great Rent Strike
Slumlord Mr. Carlin takes over Bob and Emily's building, leading Bob to organize a rent strike.

Et Tu, Carol?
The doctors in the building fight over Carol's duties and she quits.

Send This Boy to Camp
Bob and Jerry volunteer to organize a camping trip for underprivileged children.

A Crime Most Foul
Bob turns amateur detective when he believes that his expensive tape recorder has been stolen.

The Slammer
Bob and the Peeper want to go to their alma mater's annual basketball game between their school and their rival. But along with this bit of odd nostalgia, the pair pull a prank, which lands them both in jail.

Jerry's Retirement
Jerry makes a fortune on a real estate deal, and decides to retire at age 38. Emily's father Junior and his friend turn Bob and Emily's home into their vacation lodge.

Here's to You, Mrs. Robinson
Jerry returns from a trip to Europe determined to find the parents who left him at an orphanage as a baby. Meanwhile Howard has taken up a new instrument.

Breaking Up is Hard to Do
Bob undergoes a shock when his mother announces that she has separated from his father after 47 years of marriage.

Making Up is the Thing to Do
Bob takes on the role of Christmas peacemaker when he attempts to reconcile his parents.

Love is the Blindest
Bob watches in amazement as one of his patients supports a blossoming romance with a tissue of lies.

The Ironwood Experience
Bob's been asked to give a lecture about sex at the Ironwood Institute - which also happens to be a nudist colony.

Of Mice and Men
Bob wants to add a woman to his group session and has Emily join them much to the dismay of the men.

Halls of Hartley
Bob succumbs to the pressures of living in a big city and desperately seeks employment of a small rural college.

The Heartbreak Kidd
Bob has a female college student shadowing him for a few weeks which makes both Emily and Bob uncomfortable.

Death Be My Destiny
Bob strikes out against a friend's fear of falling, but succumbs to the same phobia himself when he is subjected to a harrowing elevator experience.

Taxation Without Celebration
Bob not only forgets to do his taxes but also forgets his wedding anniversary. Emily plans a surprise trip.

Desperate Sessions
The Hartleys, Jerry and Carol are all at the bank during a robbery. Bob ends up being taken hostage.

The Mentor
On Bob's advice, Carol's husband Larry opens up a travel agency — in Bob's building.

Shrinking Violence
Bob offers sound psychological advice to his wife and his therapy group on how to handle anger. Then he proceeds to lose his temper when dealing with a garage mechanic.

You're Having My Hartley
Carol announces she is pregnant. The Hartleys are visited by The Peeper and his wife. Emily announces she also is pregnant.
Note: This script was originally written as the series finale. When Newhart decided to return for one more season and didn't want to play a father, the episode was rewritten into a dream sequence.
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