Episode XI: Best in Show
The president is SICK! As if that wasn't bad enough, he now also has COVID-19 and most likely infected a bunch of other people. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to offer you hours of weekly content safely livestreamed to your household devices every Sunday via the magic of PLANET SCUM. Unlike THE COMMISSION ON PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES, we have safety rules and they actually mean something. We don't just allow a bunch of infected people to wander into our show at the last minute spreading their disease. After years of in-person shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) now do livestreams every week. It'll be a long time before it is safe to consider going back to the old way of doing things. Please wear a mask. And if someone makes fun of your mask for being "too big" or something, bear in mind that that person might be in the hospital breathing from an oxygen tank within 72 hours. Someone who always responsibly wears a mask (in addition to his big beard) producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUILLE aka QUACKTRICK LUCKDUCK aka PIGTRICK OINKOINK aka RANGETRICK ACTSMORE aka PASSWORD DOXXNOIR) is here to keep the show running smoothly in quarantine, and his druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir In other news, our show has now fallen out of the IMDb Top 40,000 and we would like to be in the Top 20,000. Everybody please email two friends and send them to our IMDb page to rate and review us (or even to just click on the page and see if that helps us?) Ok, that's enough of the crawl text. Does anyone even read these anymore? Let's get this show started....
Trailer
Recently Updated Shows
90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After?
90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? catches up with some of the most memorable couples from 90 Day Fiancé as they now face the next chapter in their marriages. The frenzied countdown to the altar may be behind them, but the true drama is just starting to unfold as these newlyweds face life's challenges with someone they barely know.
90 Day Fiancé
90 Day Fiancé offers a unique look into the world of international dating and matrimony. Using a unique 90-day fiance visa, the K-1 visa, four women and two men will travel to the U.S. to live with their overseas partners for the first time. The couples must marry before their visas expire in 90 days, or the visiting partner will have to return home. They'll have to overcome language barriers, culture shock and skeptical friends and family -- all with a clock that starts ticking the moment they step foot on U.S. soil. The stakes are incredibly high as these couples are forced to make a life-altering decision: get married or send their international mate home.
Destination X
Destination X sees a group of contestants go on the road trip of a lifetime but they have no idea of their location. In order to win, they must figure out their mystery locations. Once they're on the blacked-out Destination X bus, the journey turns into a real-life game board, with challenges designed to offer clues as to their location, along with a few misdirects to keep them guessing.
At the end of each episode, the contestant who places an X on a map furthest from the actual location packs their bags. The first participant to reach Destination X will be crowned the winner.
Vienna Blood
Max Liebermann is a brilliant young English student of famed psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud. When Max comes into contact with Oskar Rheinhardt, a Detective Inspector struggling with a strange case, he agrees to help him investigate a series of unusual and disturbing murders. Max's extraordinary skills of perception and forensics, and his deep understanding of human behavior and deviance, lead them to solving some of Vienna's most mysterious and deadly cases.