The Lance Krall Show - Season 1
Season 1
Network
DatesApr 18, 2005 - Jun 6, 2005
Episodes
Season 1Episode 130 min
Love and Peanut Butter
As a great way to start of the show, a ""cast member"" is fired to give Lance a higher raise. Lance and his friends then watch an unusual tape entitled ""Service Me 3"" with a fetish of office equipment. A parody of Punk*d is next, with Trik*D!. As well as (impersonating Christopher Walken) calling a real restraunt manager and harrasing him. Also featured are: a sketch with a slow reporter, too slow to make it to the scene to report the news, a man encounters a smelly bathroom, and a sticky booty call.
Apr 18, 2005
Season 1Episode 230 min
Hardcore Resume
We meet Tron, the Vietnamese dry-cleaning comedian. Chu-Chi, a fake psychic who reads real people, sees the future, and it involves dead cats. While working late, an office drone goes head to head with a Ninja. A "Tough Man" champion wreaks havoc on a family friendly fishing show. Also featured: a romantic "morning-after" breakfast with a revolting twist, a reporter who isn't dressed for the job, a narcoleptic on the subway, and a gay porn star prank calling a real resume service.
Apr 25, 2005
Season 1Episode 330 min
Lance's Whack Stick
All but one of Lance's co-workers are oblivious to his personal "activities" in his cubicle. A karate instructor uses cheap special effects to promote his third-rate karate school. A dead hippie's unusual last request turns his wake into a nightmare. Lance's sexual fantasies give way to an awkward reality when his lesbian neighbor asks him to impregnate her. Also featured: a reporter's crappy visit to a dog park, the return of Chu-Chi the psychic, an incoherent prank call to a clock shop, and real life comic-book convention nerds.
May 2, 2005
Season 1Episode 430 min
Samurai Showdown
Two weary samurai challenge each other to a series of inept battles. An innocent April Fool's joke turns surreal. On a perfectly clear day, an amateur news reporter gets real bystanders to re-enact hurricane conditions. Also featured: a job interview for a very "special" newspaper, fraternity brothers using tough love to get a bookworm to study, Tron the dry-cleaning comedian, Lance hunting down celebrities with the aid of a star map, and Trik*d!
May 9, 2005
Season 1Episode 530 min
Fetus Infetu
In an attempt to raise money for his son's t-ball team, an evil boss with a horrifying deformity terrorizes his office workers. Lance, as Tron, prank calls a real advertisement director and outlines his ridiculous plan for a restaurant ad. Master Ken returns with advice on how to handle a mugging. A golfer's quest for a course record is thwarted by a bloodthirsty Ninja. A tender marriage proposal takes back seat to long fit of deja vu. Also featured: A first date that ends painfully, more jokes from Tron, a lonely lesbian searches for a friend in the park, a psychic reading goes too far when Chu Chi accuses an innocent bystander of being a murderer.
May 16, 2005
Season 1Episode 630 min
Drunk on Huntin'
A hunting show camera crew discovers that beer and guns don't mix. A lounge singer's performance ends in terror as she faces the unstoppable Ninja. A gospel-singin' couple advertise their new album. Two businesspeople are trapped in an effort to gracefully say goodbye. A cast member's birthday present eventually leads to a triple homicide. Also featured: More jokes from Tron, a prank call to a talent agency by an untalented actor, and Lance and Michael raise the bar on pointless discussions.
May 23, 2005
Season 1Episode 830 min
Tron's Blind Date
A couple sets up a single friend with a blind date, who turns out to be the lovable but highly offensive Tron. A lunch lady must protect her kitchen from an invading Ninja. A cast member is forced to apologize to an angry viewer. The simple act of moving a water cooler turns into office warfare. Also featured: a prank call to a real dating service by a very undesirable guy, Chu Chi the psychic shocks a real person with a fake prediction about his future life as a pimp, Lance does a right-on impersonation of the wrong celebrity, and a washed-up celebrity from a canceled sitcom tries to impress nerds at a comic book convention.
May 30, 2005
Season 1Episode 930 min
Half Naked Alien Hotties
Rednecks recall a UFO encounter that is mostly wishful thinking. The Ninja finally meets his match when he goes head to head with a naughty schoolgirl. Tron stinks up the house at a real comedy club. Lance reveals a fascinating glimpse into the making of The Lance Krall Show. Also featured: A twisted French couple, a nasty twist on the Slip and Slide, Chu-Chi tells a mom that her son is a drug dealer, and Lance prank calls a hair salon to get his "poodle" trimmed.
Jun 6, 2005
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