The Misery Index - Season 1

Season 1
Episodes

That Milk Must Have Turned By Now
"Impractical Jokers" Brian "Q" Quinn, Sal Vulcano, James "Murr" Murray and Joe Gatto are paired with contestants to guess the misery of some hilariously traumatic real-life events for a chance at $30,000; host Jameela Jamil.

Men of Intellect
Joe and Q finally become gentlemen; a little piggy goes to the emergency room; a man rides the elevator from hell; a clumsy paramedic; an accidental sexy text battle.

He's Crushing His Man Cave Game
What does Jameela refer to as a "fun arm," and The Tenderloins witness the most embarrassing way to ruin a friend's wedding. Will being pooped on by a dolphin or sucking toilet water out of a cell phone help contestants win $30,000?

How Did It Get In There?
A dumb way to break up with someone; a gross sex dream; a pants-free performer; a vertical face planter.

You Better Watch Your Filthy Mouth
What if your landlord left this miserable surprise for you, or you're caught "faking it" on live tv? A bad wedding officiant and someone who phone sexed their mom battle it out to see who gets a chance at the $30,000 grand prize.

We Got That D!
We learn the misery of "accidental man-boobs," how many jolts of electricity Q can take, and which of the Tenderloins was an "accident." Our contestants must get over shameful family antics to compete for a chance at a $30,000 grand prize.

So That's Murder Then?
Jameela shows us that there are some things you never want to find in your toilet, Sal shows us how to ruin a wedding, and a pants-wetter and a forgetful husband battle it out for a chance to win the $30,000 grand prize.

If My Grandmother Was That Hot, I'd Go For Her Too
Murr doesn't want to "pucker up," and Sal would rather have fire ants on his face than have this misery. Will a bidet victim or someone who showed nudes to their boss become the master of misery and winner of the $30,000 grand prize?.

Check Out This Sucker!
Find out which of our Tenderloins' moms came out to witness a doctor retrieving a live animal from a nose. Will a fart professional or someone caught before the act become the master of misery and get a shot at the $30,000 grand prize?.

They Made Me Do It!
In this game we learn which books you never want to hear at bedtime, and the most miserable way to get "stuck" cheating. A flasher and a scorned fiancé compete to see who gets to the final round and a chance at the $30,000 grand prize.
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