The Noel Edmonds Saturday Roadshow - Season 1
Season 1
Episodes
Episode 1
Starring Noel Edmonds, special guest star Gorden Kaye and also featuring Gloria Hunniford, Clarence and Joy Pickles and a Special Mystery Guest. This first programme makes broadcasting history: the team are in the Channel
Tunnel.
Episode 2
Starring Noel Edmonds special guest star Les Dennis also featuring Bros Clarence and Joy Pickles and a Special Mystery Guest It's hot! It's steamy!
It's exotic! It's sensational! No - this isn't an advert for a late-night film - it's the next roadshow location. So, baggy shorts and stout boots at the ready. The men had better wear something practical as well. Who knows who may be encountered among the lichen and moss: Bros?
Episode 3
Starring Noel Edmonds with special guest star Meatloaf, also featuring John Junkin Clarence and Joy Pickles
Do not throw away! This is your invitation' The show that never stops moving goes up-market. Formal dress required for a regal location. Please admit one. Tiaras optional.
Episode 4
Starring Noel Edmonds with special guest star Craig Ferguson and also featuring T'Pau, Clarence and Joy Pickles and a special mystery guest
If your teeth are chattering, tell them to shut up or you'll miss the best bits. Rub noses with your neighbour - you may be huddling together sooner than you think. Zip up your parka and leave a note for the milkman. We're going out and we may be some time ...
Episode 5
Starring Noel Edmonds with special guest star Mollie Sugden and also featuring Shane Richie, Clarence and Joy Pickles and a special mystery guest
While summer is still here, we've put up the bunting, made all the jams and stocked up with white elephants. Don't miss your chance to enter our Grand Prize Draw. Your lucky number is below.
Episode 6
Starring Noel Edmonds with special guest star Mike Reid and also featuring Clarence and Joy Pickles and a special mystery guest
The sun beats down, the sand gets everywhere and the camels have got the hump. Where's the show this week? Not on a Club 18-30 holiday (worse luck!). Perhaps loitering within a tent...
Episode 7
Starring Noel Edmonds with special guest star Spike Milligan and also featuring Phillip Schofield, Lisa Maxwell, Clarence and Joy Pickles.
Howdy pardners! Dang ma britches and whop ma hide if we ain't off on the root'n'est toot'n'est roadshow that ever hit the trail. So saddle up, you pesky varmints, and ride a spell with us, our phone games, our special guests and our 'Wait Till I Get You Home' kinfolk as we head out west.... and we don't mean Penzance. Yee-haw!
Episode 8
Starring Noel Edmonds with special guest star Lynda Baron and also featuring Gillian Taylforth, The Two Marks, Clarence and Joy Pickles.
Comrades! Perestroika has arrived. Here's your chance to sample the vodka, the borshch, the vodka, the cossack dancing, the vodka, the annual beetroot harvest celebrations in Novosibirsk, and some more vodka.
Yes, this Saturday, after the last ball has hit the back of the final 'niet', you'll be saying 'da' to the roadshow ... unless you're under 2 years of age, in which case you'll be saying 'da da'.
Be there - or be Red Square.
Episode 9
Starring Noel Edmonds with special guest star Mark Walker and also featuring Adrian Moorhouse, Clarence Pickles and Joy Pickles.
Cardsharks and croupiers beware, the high rollers are in town. When the chips are down we pass the vinegar. We're putting the Roadshow shirt on red and we don't care if we lose. (Neither would you if you saw the state of the shirt.)
Luck be a lady tonight.
Episode 10
Starring Noel Edmonds with special guests Peter Blake, Shane Richie, Nicholas Parsons and also featuring Clarence and Joy Pickles.
It's a dark and stormy night. You're lost. Your car breaks down. You see a strange castle on a hill. Tired and soaked to the skin, you knock at the huge double doors for help and they mysteriously swing open unaided.
Foolishly you walk in and get attacked by a werewolf ... ever had one of those days?
Episode 11
Starring Noel Edmonds with special guest star Spike Milligan and also featuring Ruth Madoc, Clarence and Joy Pickles.
Episode 12
Starring Noel Edmonds with special guest star Frank Carson and also featuring Elaine Smith and Clarence and Joy Pickles.
It is dark there in the Great Pyramid - dark upon dark. Centuries of darkness have shrouded this, the Royal Burial Chamber of one of the last Egyptian pharaohs - King Dont Tut.
A breeze, blowing in across the desert from the Nile, causes a candle to gutter; the shadows of the explorers dance an eerie tango on the huge slab walls as, slowly, painfully, the massive door to the Inner Chamber is heaved open. Soon you will be face to face with King Dont Tut ... the oldest celebrity guest in the history of light entertainment.
Episode 13
Starring Noel Edmonds with special guest star Gary Wilmot and also featuring Clarence and Joy Pickles
It's election time in Latin America where they dance the 'bandolero' while strumming their 'hasta mananas'. Where the rivers are infested by vicious man-eating 'siestas' and the citizens take an hour off work for a little shut-eye, or 'piranha' as it is known. Yes, the Roadshow is here with the facts on Central American democracy.
Episode 14
Starring Noel Edmonds with special guest star Susie Blake and also featuring Ian McCaskill, Clarence and Joy Pickles.
Spot this week's deliberate mistake: Venice! where brightly coloured gondolas adorn the beautiful canals; where lovers stand upon the Bridge of Sighs and watch the world go by; where thousands of small craft ply the magnificent Lido; where the Orient Express pulls slowly out on its long, romantic journey westwards; and the capital of Peru is Bradford.
Episode 15
Starring Noel Edmonds with special guest stars Peter Blake, Sue Lawley and also featuring Clarence and Joy Pickles.
Episode 16
Starring Noel Edmonds with special guest star Les Dennis and also featuring Patrick Moore and Clarence and Joy Pickles.
With one mighty effort Commander Noel 'Flash' Edmonds tore himself free from the clutches of the evil three-headed aardvark from the planet Magnusson and sprang on to his trusty Space Skoda. He kicked the self-starter, which immediately kicked him back. Then, with the huge turbines throbbing, Edmonds thrust the vehicle up through the lonoTropoDesOconnoshpere, back towards the space station ... and safety.
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